CocaineSlushie
2022
Played one of these, you've played 'em all. Can't believe they're still using cutscenes from like 2010. Universe has been the same for a decade now. Showcase has always stunk. These games stink.
Goes without saying this has a serious issue with repetition. Evened out by the most satisfying combat this series has ever seen and one of the best story presentations ever.
The DLC are far better than the snoozers from 2 even if they're ill fitting. At its best with story missions but still. Mowing down rednecks in the bayou is tighter than ten toes in a sock.
The DLC are far better than the snoozers from 2 even if they're ill fitting. At its best with story missions but still. Mowing down rednecks in the bayou is tighter than ten toes in a sock.
You can explain about all the cringy shit when you realize 2K Czech was involved.
Still a pretty solid little experience. Breezes by. The open world isn't meant for exploration but you can stumble upon some neat details and entertaining A.I. if you fool around. Gunplay is still weak. There's nothing to it. I remember thinking the melee was so deep and I'm just out here holding X down and watching the A.I. make a fool of itself.
4 needless porno mags out of 5.
Still a pretty solid little experience. Breezes by. The open world isn't meant for exploration but you can stumble upon some neat details and entertaining A.I. if you fool around. Gunplay is still weak. There's nothing to it. I remember thinking the melee was so deep and I'm just out here holding X down and watching the A.I. make a fool of itself.
4 needless porno mags out of 5.
The first left too much of a skidmark for the much improved sequel to matter. This is however one of the very finest games on the PlayStation 3.
2010
This isn't the best game ever made but it is better than Assassin's Creed.
Some of the most overrated writing in video game history but the most playable Grand Theft Auto around. Keep cheats handy given there's 3-4 police cars on every corner at any given moment. Unbearable but at least you aren't entering the cheat every single time like GTA V.
I enjoyed the web swinging and uhhh, the goofy social media loading screen messages. It's fine but similar to the Captain America game a year earlier, it's a cash grab movie tie-in. You face like 40 different named villains that are just some diarrhea colored reptile.
Solid gameplay but completely soulless. Got a lot of comparisons to the Arkham series at the time and yeah, I'm sure they based combat off of it. Which is a fine idea but why not just play the better version?
2013
For the bed wetters.
2011
Alexa, play So Much Pain by Ja Rule
Frustrating. Should be masterful but has so many annoying quirks. Held back even more by the worst writing in the series. Not that it was flawless in prior entries but it's laughable here. It's like some thrown together fan fiction. wHaT iF dUh JoKuH WuZ iN BaTzYs BrAiN aLl DaY
Even going into it, I looked at this like an appetizer for the real Arkham 3. It's serviceable, excels at some things but boy. Fuck off with the Joker. Hijacks and ruins the game. The dead Gotham City doesn't help. Not even a single drunk wandering the streets, huh?
2011
About an improvement to the original in every way except you still can't shake rush, shitty boss battles. The Titan junkie fights suck man, let it go.
Poor little Robin. Get adopted by some rich piece of shit who brings you into his preposterous lifestyle then gets mad at you for participating in it. What a guy. Joe Chill should've finished the job.
Poor little Robin. Get adopted by some rich piece of shit who brings you into his preposterous lifestyle then gets mad at you for participating in it. What a guy. Joe Chill should've finished the job.
Playing this interested me in Batman more than anything prior. And by Batman, I mean his world because I don't really like Batman much. I've played this post Arkham City and Origins at least, and still enjoyed it. Can't help the shit ass boss battles though. The Croc segment is a pain on replays.
2011
The Godfather Part II of web browser games.