CocaineSlushie
2012
What if you removed everything that made this series fun and turned it into some run of the mill action game? Most of the story elements appear to be written by a 14 year old.
One of the only football games I could tolerate because of the arcadey gameplay but completely bare bones outside of exhibition matches and basic ladder mode.
If this went more of an L.A. Noire-ish route instead of shoehorning in combat sections I woulda been fucking with this heavy. The long, tedious sequences of constantly mowing down redundant enemies is exhausting. I'd maybe knock it for the obvs Twin Peaks rip off but majority of video game stories rip off something better anyway.
I have a big issue with one of the protagonist's inner monologues. He says that he loved everything Richard Donner directed so he saw the Lost Boys on release. WRONG! The Lost Boys was directed by JOEL SCHUMACHER BUCKO! NOT RICHARD DONNER! BOOM! BONG BONG!
I have a big issue with one of the protagonist's inner monologues. He says that he loved everything Richard Donner directed so he saw the Lost Boys on release. WRONG! The Lost Boys was directed by JOEL SCHUMACHER BUCKO! NOT RICHARD DONNER! BOOM! BONG BONG!
2021
One of the most unique wrestling game experiences available. Unfortunately has a lot of set backs or half asses its more curious ideas. Like appearing on podcasts or demanding matches or doing play by play commentary. Mat Dickie is clearly a looney tune, right wing, hardcore Christian egotist but his cartoony-ness almost wins you over by the end. Too bad about the frustrating elements like constantly being booked in 23 man elimination matches and what not.
Hard as shit but I long for a FPS like this again. MVP is B-Real.
A lovely game if you have no interest in doing anything beyond exhibition matches. You could of course fork over like 70 bucks for all the DLC and get yourself, hell maybe another two whole hours of fun!
Sure, it's fun. Pick up and play for fifteen minutes. Know what else is fun? Even more fun? Having more than one game mode.
2012
Lack of Fight Night sequels got us out here playing any ol' thing.
2019
The Coin Game feels like a dream I've had. Some uncanny place I visited in my thoughts and can't shake. But it's real. The Coin Game has me in a trance. I've spent hours in "Islandville" at the various arcades, pedestrian hang outs and the grimy pawn shop that's filled with robot loiterers outside. Robot loiterers desperate to shake me down for my tickets. They want my plush but they can't have MY plush. I keep the rubber band revolver on my waist at all times. Try me. Try Me.
I get a blood pumping rush from beating meth heads senseless with tire irons and rusty pipes. There's something sticking a spiked bat into a derelict's gut and listening to him groan. The slight thrill I get as I unload a sawed off into the jowls of a pizza faced tweaker is unmatched. But anyhow, this games alright by me.
2006
One of my favorite titles ever. Rockstar's peak. Still playable unlike the entirety of the GTA franchise albeit maybe IV. I'll never forget the first time I got to live out my fantasy of mercilessly pummeling junior high students.
Very funny but this things always like fifteen bucks for what? Seventy minutes of gameplay?
2013
Charm goes a long way.
2008
Almost designed to irritate my in every way. From the slog intro to the karma system to the map layout. As soon as you get to the city it's loading screens upon loading screens. I've tried twice to get through this and I can't do it. You can't even properly aim a gun, your character just leans forward like who the fuck
2013
Video game equivalent of a bad South Park episode.