Some of you will never know. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. This trained me for my future with dead end jobs and serving cocaine.

Hypocritical to not give this at least a 3 because I've beat it like six times. It's way worse than the original in almost every way. But I get an unexplainable thrill off of recruiting henchmen and making them shake down shopkeepers.

Needless and doesn't understand the movie at all but despite this, well made and quite a bit of fun. If possible play the version that allows you to hire a goon so you can have a bullet sponge to distract enemies when this shit gets fucking hard. When I was ten this map felt like the actual size of New York state.

I played the demo twice and saw the G4 review and frankly that was enough.

None of you will ever appreciate this like you should have. I chalk this up to bad taste, systematic racism and Joe Budden.

They basically threw the AKI engine in a fairly bare bones game with an amusing story mode.

You can waste A LOT of hours making gangs and police fight it out. While you drone hover over the chaos. Blowing up near by tankers, driving cars into pigs, making a grenade go off in some Russian guys pocket. It's abundant. The rest of it? Uhhhh, I liked the seals.

THEE game for kids who wore V for Vendetta masks in school.

The simplified building is probably the only actual improvement this thing adds. Crazy how they began the FOURTH major installment in this franchise with something so bare bones. So nothing. There's the most minor of cool things like having party outfits or throwing drinks on people but I mean, who the fuck cares? What's it add up to? Another twenty minutes of amusement then you're bored again.

Bought because cover for the N64 version was a Stone Cold Steve Austin parody. Bizarre as fuck and not much fun to play but had a lot of charm by simply being so ...odd? Poorly done? It's unexplainable.

What a weird sequel. Settling on an open world with cars and guns and shit. People used to call this a GTA clone because gamers are mental midgets. This series mightve been lost to the sands of time without this shift. Tough fucking game though.

Unremarkable but serviceable. I imagine forgotten now given the unique direction the series went in. I love Daxter. Jak is ok I guess. His hair looks like Angelina Jolie's in Gone in 60 Seconds.

Rented at Blockbuster. My first Crash. I remember it being needlessly tough. Given people only clamor for the original trilogy I assume that's still true.

Like the classic second with some extra bells and whistles. Mightve actually been my favorite. Idk. Memory is escaping me.

One of those instances of the first being solid but unpolished. Then the second being the all the time classic. And the third is just like two but maybe mildly more complicated.