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a legitimately transgressive and excoriating formal provocation that, kind of by necessity, totally blows to experience

greatest soundtrack of all time kota hoshino tha god

NieR

2010

INSANELY well written and well acted story that hit some emotional highs I never could have expected.

NieR

2010

"Justifies the existence of games as a popular art form/medium"-tier good, and tied with KENTICKY ROUTE ZERO as my all-time fav AND genuine greatest of all time pick. That it got a sequel almost but not quite as good is a miracle.

NieR

2010

Yoko Taro is somewhat of a narrative genius in terms of crafting concepts together and creating strong well done storytelling that actively reflects the themes here of humanity and perspective. It's something I think Automata does better, but what's here is actually still excellent. It's terribly paced, the entirety of Ending B/C routes is awful to do, even with its new perspectives. But it's genuinely good, scenes like the text adventure in the silent woods details how fantastic Yoko Taro is as a writer.

The gameplay on the flip end, is mostly awful, and that's mostly due to the limitations the game's thematic messaging entails (the enemy designs are forced to be simple and get more complex much later to reflect the rebuilding of the shadows' own humanity) and also due to Yoko Taro being considerably awful as a game designer to make something engaging. There IS actually depth to NieR's mechanics, but the kinesthetics of every single hit you do is so criminally awful that the only reason I don't say it's the worst kinesthetics of a game ever is because Drakengard exists and he made that too. Combine bad game feel with a series of repetitive encounters, a pacing that overstays its welcome, and having to do the game at least halfway through three times and you get a disgusting experience. The saving grace to its combat is genuinely well designed boss fights, which do a great job of creating challenging bullet hell waves you have to have key understanding of spacing to get through unscathed.

It's worth suffering through, though. There's so much good here tied to its thematics and narrative storytelling that I don't regret playing it. It's just the activity of PLAYING it in general is so decrepit.

NieR

2010

ill kill you if you have one single negative thing to say about nier

NieR

2010

ritually destroying all of my friend groups by insisting this game is better than automata in every way, yes, including that one

i played this game as a child and i dont think i ever got past the first level despite the fact i played it for like 12 hours, probably because i was a stupid child but im blaming the game. Fuck you phineas and ferb, you ruined my childhood.

if i see another fucking person complain about how the game doesn't have rain im gonna strangle somebody its called RISK of rain the rain was never guaranteed

harry didn't die for people to hate silent hill 4

There's a correlation in vidya between the number 4 and being a pleb filter