I can't BELIEVE that this game took THIRTEEN (13) years to come out! Like, the first game came out in 2010, which was thirteen whole years ago!

Like, the game is GOOD, alright... but, like i said, support has been super slow lately. I make this meaningful content to PAY MY BILLS, (hint hint OIC) and now that I have gout-AIDS, my streaming schedule is going to be difficult to keep up 😢like, y'know it's been tough, and I really need the support right now, you guys. Sound good? alright then...

This "pew dye pie" guy, straight up dissed me for NO REASON, made fun of my incident, and he's such a fucking muppet, Oh My GAHD!
Also, I've never heard of this guy, but if I HAD to guess, he's probably an embarrassing clown who's audience is MOSTLY CHILDREN. Ack ack ack ack what a loser moron, he can go fuck himself, seriously you guys.

Oh, the camera's on. The camera's been on the whole time, huh? I didn't even know. Hello.

Critikal Charlie is a moronic idiot, who fell for the detractor memes. Rejected MY offer for HIM to interview ME (ree), and laughed about it on stream. How unprofessional, dood. Like, sorry, I'm a mature adult, and I'm not a children's entertainer like this "moist critical" guy, whoever he is. But, I'm done talking to him, he's an idiot, and any mention of "critical" in my chat will be BANNED. There ya go...

Took a LOT of inspiration from this guy when it comes to moderating my chat!
BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED! GONE, FOREVER!

Wonder if I could get this guy for my case against Almighty Tevin?

Ricky just like me fr
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My detractors would have you believe the toxic lie that I ripped off AVGN's whole personality. That is 100% a lie.
James has never been a meaningful content creator, like me. If anything, HE ripped off ME (ree) because I invented the 'let's play.' It just pisses me off because avgn is super rich, while I gotta beg for donations for the rest of my life.
Y'know, it's been tough... :'(

Thanks, Derich.

This game sucks, dood. I keep starving to death, and I can't craft ANYTHING!
Now guys, It is just about the 1 hour mark, and tips have FROZEN COMPLETELY. I play these chill, positive games to make money to pay my BILLS! PLEASE TIP, NOW!

It woulda been really great to play this game, guys, but i just COULDN'T pay my electric bill this month! If you were considering tipping, please DO IT NOW!

Here's the thing, alright? This game does NOTHING right. It doesnt know the first thing about operating a successful business. I'M THE ONE... who operated a successful youtube channel. Me! REEE!
The only realistic thing about this 'GAME' is the fact that, you NEVER have enough money for those NEW games. THIS IS WHY YOUTUBERS (me) NEED YOUR DONATIONS, MORONS!

The game I wish I could give to all of my supporters! Contributions are MANDATORY!

Benedikta made me really unconfortable, dood. And contributions were so slow, tips had FROZEN COMPLETELY!
Yet another instance of anime being for MORONS!