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*emmi sections are 10/10 though

i could say an infinite amount of great things about this game, but i will forego that and give it the highest praise i can: i am so glad i played this game. it was truly beautiful.

this game is a genuine 10/10. i only got into ff7 mid 2023 but goddamn its peak! this game is made with every bit of care to be as true to the original and yet it still crams so much extra content that doesnt contradict the source material. my favorite part is the minigames all still suck fucking balls! just like the original!

I love her , I want to hug her . she will understand me and i will understand her

this was a vibe and i thought k2 was good until i played this

original is so much better and in terms of difficulty gameplay wise is enjoyable which k2 was lacking also some of the soundtracks in the original are more fitting to the game than the remake

(review as the of the end of volume Final)

A game I completely discounted on release, Blue Archive is a perfect example of how gacha soshage have really taken the torch from the 00s/10s eroge scene. Of course, this has been the direction the space has taken since Fate/Grand Order's raucous success, but this one to me feels like the moment. Its hard for me at least to discuss the game except in comparison to its main two competitors in the Story Gacha, FGO and Arknights. Those games I often feel--as great as they are--get away from themselves, with their grand stories and rotating casts often running away from the presentation of the plot--if I was a smarter person, perhaps I'd make some reference to how Grand the scale of those games are and how the small phone screen ill-suits them, but I am not a philosopher.

Blue Archive keeps it simple. Its a game downright obsessed with the small, every day--even the most minor cursory thoughts about how Kivotos as a place works makes the whole thing crash down, but that same small nature just makes it work better for the phone format. I could easily shotgun entire chapters of Blue Archive while at work in a way I struggle to with FGO or (especially) Arknights. The focus on the more day-to-day "nichijou-kei" sort of writing helps this as well, I think.

But all of that would be missed if the writing wasn't up to par, which is where Blue Archive shines. The game's so endearingly optimistic and even the bit characters have too much charm that you can't not love them and buy into their struggles or lackthereof. It even made one of the worst character types--the person who Talks Only In Video Game References--arguably the best, most realized character in the game. The plots themselves can get quite grand in scale--be it Ancient Blood Feuds or Literally The End of Existence of Every Dimension Ever--but they never stop focusing on these girls, and your role in helping them overcome their various traumas, quirks, feelings, or whatever.
Which is where I should put my subnote--yes, the premise is that you're the good-hearted sensei who teaches these girls, and yes they are all very voluptuous and a lot of them definitely do want to jump your bones--but I was honestly shocked by how wholesome the whole game is. Its horny in practice, but in spirit? I'm not as convinced.

I actually really liked how far it takes the teacher conceit--although your character does take definitive action in the stories, it always comes from a place of growth for the girls you are helping. It has a lot of emphasis on how part of the reason Kivotos as a place is fucked is because the world ultimately does not help these girls and there's no mentorship, no people helping them out except themselves--this is exemplified by all the main antagonists being pretty explicit metaphors for methods of control and coercion of the adults these girls should be able to trust and rely on(and, mechanically, this is also tied in by the main character's Otona no Card--literally, adult card, translated into english as your credit card, an object that the other antagonists who are adults should have but don't because they don't accept that responsibility to the students). And that sort of sense of, I don't know, fulfillment? , is what makes the whole plot work.

And its beautiful.

As to the game? Its a passable idle game i guess, but who really cares about that.

The main story is fucking amazing and the characters in this series. Genuinely caught me off guard but every character is just so loveable, music and everything.

I LOVE MIKA😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This is a fun game. I like combat in this game. The voice acting is fantastic.

the battle theme goes so fucking insane that they never came close to it again. this is a beautiful story and it still manages to feel so expansive like the base game. wonderful stuff.

this game is fucking dogshit, oh my god. i actually really like the characters and story but the gameplay is so bad, its like a reverse fates to me. axe and dark magic users are actually unplayable, the maps fucking suck, and roy actually doesnt have the worst growths but he promotes like 2 chapters before the end its fucking ridiculous. zephiel is awesome though

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