Jank ass movement, butter skates ass, garbage combat.

Fuck this game. Also, I love it. I hate fighting games (I'm lying).

Best Call of Booty game. Trying to beat your one friend who is objectively better than you in 1v1/2v2 is still worth it. You know who you are you bitch ass.

Big fun time with big friends. Gets less scary the more you play which makes it not quite as exciting later. Haven't messed around with all the mods that exist, so who knows.

I ACTUALLY BEAT THIS GAME AS A CHILD. I SWEAR.

Did it again for the trilogy. PHD in Jaquiology holds up. I am Ryu Hayabusa.

Ice knight was my boi. Shadow wizard money gang build only. Imagine not being a spellcaster.

I am Duck. EARTHWORMGYMGUMBESTGUMGAME. IAMASAMURAI.

PHD in Jaquiology, easy as shit, I'm a god, catch me any time and I'll beat 6-4 like I'm rubbing Leo's nards with sandpaper. Thanks Leo for the support. I am Ryu Hayabusa.

Super Elite only, if you don't think this game is cracked, you obviously suck at it, sounds like a skill issue.

I am Corvo. The only flaw in this game is the giant meaty grabbers that everyone has for hands, but that's also the best part.

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YOU GET A FUCKING DUEL DISC THIS GAME IS AMAZING