Talking flowers, really?

This series has been around for god knows how long and the kids who grew up with the original game on the NES are old enough now to collect social security. So why does the series continue to go for the kiddie audience instead of appealing to his actual fans, the adults? Think of how awesome a Mario game where he swears and uses mushrooms like drugs would be. Such a shame that the lazy devs don’t understand what the real fans want.

Reviewed on Oct 20, 2023


23 Comments


6 months ago

Adult ass cod gamer raging because Mario doesn't swear and takes drugs as they do. Sad!

6 months ago

its a joke
@executionground you must be new lol

6 months ago

@executionground let him cook

6 months ago

💀

6 months ago

guys wouldn't it be cool if mario had a gun and shot his enemies to death

6 months ago

The satire of all time

6 months ago

facts!!

6 months ago

They did that with black sonic at some point

6 months ago

@executionground lil bro this post is ironic but your rating distribution isn't wtf is that

6 months ago

everything is ironic

6 months ago

I think blood should spurt everywhere and get on the screen when Mario stomps a goomba

6 months ago

I'm reminded of an old Mario fan game on Newgrounds I played in like 2nd grade, "A Koopa's Revenge", where I think blood comes out of enemies when you beat them

6 months ago

Was about to comment "Bait used to be believable" until I saw someone falling for it

6 months ago

Plz be a troll

6 months ago

Drugs and swearing are not synonymous with being an adult. It has much more to do with ignorance

6 months ago

ZAMN!

6 months ago

people say it's a joke which is impossible to verify and it's still a 1/10 score and reviews either 1/10 or 10/10, you're supporting that for a joke. Yeah it barely contributes to the average, but it's not that funny if people don't take it as a joke and think reviewing things that way is good. You don't even know if I'm joking writing this rebuttal, this rebuttal is just a joke

6 months ago

Super Mario Wonder If This Review Is A Joke

6 months ago

They should give him a gun too yeah that would be cool
@caelohm it's not impossible to verify, take one look at their account and you'll see. Also they've been around for a decent while now

5 months ago

Top comment is an unfunny inside joke, this place really is Letterboxd for games

4 months ago

Weird culty COD guy: makes comment about SMB so dumb it gave me a brain tumor
Someone who seems normal but thinks Elden Ring is a good game so..: calls out weird culty COD guy for being a weird culty COD guy
Other weird culty COD guys: NO NO NO we were just joking about what we got caught believing