Why is this guy talented at things when all i know him for is porn

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yo her dad is fucking DEAD

what the FUCK

Unironically better than Banjo-Tooie

I never thought that you could waggle a cursor in a passive-aggressive way but I stand corrected

Danganronpa de puta
(amongus de puta de puta)

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the most fun you can have on steam for less than the price of a big mac

one gripe i have with it is, as much as i love its art style, the UI gets in the way of the at times gameplay, making it frustrating at times in a way that doesn't feel fair or rewarding to circumvent. I'm talking mostly about how the "3,2,1" life running out countdown in the middle of the screen blocks the view of the fucking enemies that you're trying to kill to get more life in the first place, DICKHEADS!

grow your own Kaworu Nagisa

evangelion de zoomer

also: photographers can double jump

they made doing box sum exercises somehow less fun

it's like Destiny, but good and cool and cheapish and no microtransactions and basically what I would really want in a live-service game if they weren't all shite

2006

Fun but the writing makes me feel icky. I get that the point is that you live in an obnoxious hellscape but like

literally this game never shuts up

really put the "mid" in "mid-90s"

i genuinely adore this game. No other gameboy game lets you exit out of a fake graphical OS into a fake DOS prompt and cd/dir your way around Austin Powers' laptop, seeing all the filenames of his (presumably) pornographic JPEGs. Hearing 50 ultra-compressed samples of Austin Powers saying things in a dialogue window to pick my default sounds and cursor in this fake OS gives me the kind of post-ironic joy evoked by projects that would come in the future such as parts of Homestuck and Hypnospace Outlaw. Genuinely I love that I share a universe with this game.