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Tried my best to get into it but it just didnt do it for me, Banjo Kazooie and Tooie hold a very special place in my heart and I had to see what their next adventure entailed but sadly this just isnt it

Looking at this as a continuation of a long dormant franchise(8 years the time of release and now going on 16! years since this game came out) it's pretty insulting, going from the gold standard in 3d platforming to a Lego-style car creation sandbox just didnt work especially considering there was little to no vehicle sections aside from a minecart in the previous Banjo games, I guess Banjo Pilot was used for inspiration? LOL Physics in this game just don't work

Now judging the game on it's own merits, I found it boring at it's best and tedious/frusterating at it's worst, nothing beats the feeling of spending 20-30 mins creating the perfect vehicle just to have it get smoked in the following mission. I did give this game a try a total of about 4 diffrent times and always ended up dropping it

I enjoyed the levels provided, the level in which you are inside a game system is a highlight and it is good to see our favorite characters come back, but most of the new characters are either annoying or unmemorable and the character design is very hit or miss, thank God they used Banjo's old design in Smash Bros

Hopefully we will see the bear and bird make the triumphent return they deserve outside of the driver's seat next time

2/10

can't wait for the john waters adaptation

Criterion blu-ray release, when??

why do they look like that....

TOTK’s ordeal is one of chasing the new while trying to disregard the familiar, and as the hours start to weight in, that tug of war becomes increasingly harder to ignore. Are we supposed to once again be enchanted by its flora and fauna, when its discoveries, behaviors, and uses have already been demystified? Does defeating the Taluses, Hinoxes, Lynels, or really any of the game’s repeated roster of enemies, entice us if their challenge and enjoyment have already been mastered and depleted? Can TOTK really expect us to not fully dismiss the koroks, dragons, blood moons, or great fairies when their initial wonderment and allure has already been supplanted by their mechanical and transactional grindy nature one whole game ago?

A complete map of the Sky Islands ends up exposing a clear picture of the TOTK experience, one of sparse copy pasted content overlaying a preexisting world already exhausted 6 years ago, and not even The Depths’ initial excitement of surprise and mystery manages to sustain itself when it quickly dilutes into a lifeless landscape of repeated vistas, encounters, and rewards. Ultrahand lit up the internet with numerous videos that showcased the boundless possibilities of TOTK’s outlandish physics engine, but once past that initial, admittedly fun phase of building janky flying vehicles and wonky death laser robots, the motivation or even necessity to waste time on it quickly evaporates as the grind required for Zonite resources starts to overstep the enjoyment of emergent creative building that ceases to be engaging or productive outside the small pockets of content designed around them. Regardless of how fun and limitless the Zonite tools can be, what use are they when placed in a game that wasn’t initially built around them, and ultimately didn’t need them in the first place?

The reduction of Ganon in BOTW into a malevolent cancer secretly expanding its reach all over Hyrule, eventually usurping its technology and turning it against the people who exploited it without truly understanding it, brilliantly paralleled Nintendo’s passive role in the franchise’s stagnation, a company that conformed into a worn-out formula that ended up festering from within. The “Destroy Ganon” quest pop up was the bold statement of a series willing to throw away all its excess to rediscover its core ethos through an aptly amnesiac Link that bridged the gap between the character’s motivations and the player’s desires, and while the scarce narrative might have been a sour spot to most fans, BOTW’s holistic vision of open world design provided unique storytelling mostly told through the mere act of play.

TOTK exploits this dispersed storytelling method once more, this time failing to measure up to the urgency at hand and without the blank slate context that was integral to the premise of BOTW, as a cunning and fully conscient Ganondorf resorts to be put on standby until the end of the game while you stumble about Hyrule doing the repeated song and dance of regathering resources through the completion and collecting of shrines, towers, dungeons and flashbacks that little have to offer in terms of narrative momentum. Most baffling of all is the inclusion of yet another redundant Hyrule ancestry plotline that not only rejects the continuity of the series, but also of TOTK’s own predecessor. What exactly was the point of undermining the Sheikah’s relevancy and influence as Hyrule’s ancient civilization with the addition of the Zonai who just ended up complicating this world’s history with uninteresting and boring lore that substantially leads nowhere and fails to connect to BOTW? Boy did I sure felt stupid when I got excited thinking Ganondorf was directly addressing the Timeline in the opening cutscene.

BOTW reinvigorated both a franchise and a genre, and the stripping off much of the franchise’s baggage in favor of an uninterrupted experience of exploration focused solely on the player’s kinesthetic compulsions will forever represent some of the most fun I have had with a videogame. While recognizing many of its flaws, rarely did they ever diminish my appreciation for the things it did best, and I saw BOTW’s underdeveloped ideas as fertile ground for improvement. A new Majora’s Mask was always a pipe dream, but I’m sure that no one expected TOTK to be little more than just a glorified BOTW DLC. It’s not just that TOTK fails to address any of BOTW’s most agreeable criticisms, but it also manages to exacerbate and accentuate them to an intrusive degree by the sheer redundancy of giving you the same exact 100+ hour experience, and while BOTW had the privilege of letting its magic act before inevitably dissipating, TOTK does not.

The few instances of novelty TOTK allows us are unsurprisingly some of the best and most inspired moments the series has produced and showcase the potential TOTK had, but it becomes difficult to cherish those memories when they are stashed away in-between dozens of hours trudging through a well-known map with no more secrets left to be uncovered and whose repeated content isn’t placed in it with the same care and thought as it once was. Is there truly anything more pathetic than most of The Depths rewards being DLC and Amiibo costumes from the previous game? Ultimately, the biggest problem with TOTK is that it doesn’t just lack an identity of its own, it also ends up robbing it from BOTW and damaging it in the process. You are forgiven, Skyward Sword.

PS: I’ll throw a bone at TOTK, regarding its impressive physics engine and how it revealed how out of touch so much of the videogame discourse is with comments on TOTK’s outdated graphical fidelity and performance while the gameplay itself is leagues ahead of anything that we have been witnessing recently with the big “cutting edge” titles.

I don't know, this game is weird. As somebody who absolutely loved Breath Of The Wild and near 100%'d that game. I had really high hopes coming into Tears Of The Kingdom. After around 20 hours of playing this game I kind of just got bored of it and moved on to other games. I can't really pinpoint the exact reasoning of why I moved on so quickly. The exploration in this one felt less enjoyable even in the new underground map, I got bored with the construction after 40 minutes and the dungeons felt just as empty as the first game. I'm not sure if the game just hasn't clicked with me yet or if this one is just not for me. I'm glad everyone seems to be loving it though

Its like cold leftovers of the best pizza ever, it's still good, even better in some ways but it's just not hitting the same way.

A game that really disappointed me when it really shouldn't have. The focus on player freedom and experimention in BOTW is pushed too far here IMO - to a point that breaks my immersion in a way I never once felt in BOTW. That + the disregard of established lore from a direct prequel felt like a massive letdown after BOTW truly grabbed me with its world and lore.

Doesn't do nearly enough to warrant its own existence separate from its predecessor.