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DRAGON’S DOGMA II TASTES SO GOOD WHEN U AIN’T GOT A BITCH IN YA EAR TELLING YOU ABOUT THE MTX THAT CAN BE EARNED NORMALLY IN GAME

Good AC game except you're forced to be british

Shadowheart, Karlach, and Lae'zel - 5 Star

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Magic Mommies

the game is a 5/10 but very entertaining with co-op. the dlc is a 1/10 and made me want to die.

This is a funny as hell game. I played for a few hours with some of my friends and it is the most you'll laugh playing a game. It is pure stupid fun, the whole Super Earth and Democracy thing is hilarious and I really actually enjoy having to do like a pretzel motion to call airstrikes. Just a fun ass game that I plan on coming back to often.

I cant believe Sony just droppeed objectively their best exclusive since the PlayStation 5 launched and then went "wallahi, no more games in 2024, we're finished"

Also you can name yourself the Patriot of Patriotism, actual peak fiction

I saw my father get ripped apart by a giant chainsaw robot demon.

I'm not usually one to hop on trendy flavour of the month multiplayer games of my own volition, but I adored the first Helldivers and word-of-mouth for this game was positive, so once my IRLs took the plunge I happily saluted the sky and fell backwards into hell.

Helldivers 2 is simple: It's a third person shooter, I assume you've played one. Every now and then you do a series of fighting game inputs to summon a nice gun/big explosion/several explosions/your dead friends back to life/a nuke/etc and they're on cooldown until you do them again. You do all of this to kill lots of insects, or very angry robots, usually in service to an objective or three. The controls and movement all feel very fluid and snappy, there's no mechanical or physics-based resistance at play here.

Where Helldivers stands out is in the capacity for things to go wrong, and the potential for situations to break a team's resolve. If you advance slowly, only fire while standing, use your strategems on big swarms, and never split up? This game is easy. Very easy.
The game knows this, and its idea of 'challenge' is trying to hammer you against an anvil with different implements. Difficulty levels don't bloat the stats of enemies, but you'll suddenly experience enemies flanking you and firing from cover in ways that're meant to make you panic. It's telling that the Machine Gun you start with has a fire selector for those especially terrifying moments.

The highlights of this game aren't really the easy victories. Clearing harder difficulties without much bother is boring, honestly.

No, the highlights are the skin-of-your-teeth victories where you and your team get scarily into the role. Moments that are... Filmic. That's the only word I can use. This game gets very filmic when the action kicks in.

Advancing through wide open plains while a fog slowly sets in, obscuring your visibility and forcing you to blind fire into the mist at shapes that could be either your death or some background detritus. Eternally afraid to turn around because what once provided comfort via visibility is now an endless murky sea of potential ambush spots.

Summoning your 3 dead teammates back to life at the cost of your own, screaming "LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE" as you throw the beacon out of the fight, using your last reinforce and watching as someone picks up your grenade launcher and avenges you.

Walking out of a brutal fight in closed spaces, dashing to 'freedom', and seeing a sea of enemies descend upon you. Forcing your weapon off of burst fire and emptying your magazines into the swarm one by one, unsure if you're doing anything but agonizingly aware of just how finite your resources are.

Those mad dashes to extraction once enemy hordes appear, dodging your allies' artillery fire and explosions more than any enemy. Sprinting towards an ever-louder chorus of explosions, gunshots, shouts and screeches.

More than any game that actually tried to do 'war is hell'', Helldivers exemplifies it with missions that leave me needing a 15 minute break after they conclude regardless of victory or defeat. The sound design really adds to the effect; the explosions and gunshots here are on par with Killing Floor 2 or ARMA 3, but used to arguably more terrifying effect.

Progression moves at a smooth pace, within the few hours I played I'd already acquired a decent amount of stuff just from doing objectives and mowing things down. I'll admit to not liking the pseudo-battle pass format that much, but after my time with Helldivers 1 I do admittedly like having some say over what I unlock, and mercifully both Strategems and more specific ship/player upgrades are separate from it.

I think the best indicator of how much this game hooked me is that my "first quick session" went on for 4 straight hours with nobody taking a break besides the obvious snack/drink pickups. It's rare for both me and my regular crew to get hooked so easily.

10/10 would kill my best friend with rocket launcher backblast again. Please nerf rocket robots.

This game is an absolute blast if you have friends. All of its gameplay elements, specifically untoggleable friendly fire + the quantity of respawns that your team gets, work so well together to create an experience where failure is fun and succeeding feels rewarding. Enemy variety is great; I find myself constantly surprised by new enemy types when I'm fighting both bugs and automatons, and sometimes I have to switch up my strategy on the fly.

I could keep gushing, honestly. I'm taking half a star off for now because of numerous server issues I've encountered, and the lack of the in-game currency that I purchased last night. I made a support ticket. If that gets addressed and I get my currency, this will be back to 5 stars. I'm sure the server issues will be ironed out in time.

UPDATE: my issue with missing super credits has been resolved, and servers keep getting more stable with each day. Thus, I'm bumping the rating up to 5.

This game really feels like it’s outside of Sony’s current comfort zone and I mean that in the best way possible. Hopefully the success of this will make Sony realize that they can stop playing it safe and release more than just third person cinematic blockbuster games

Mechanically this sits somewhere between Deep Rock Galactic and classic Star Wars: Battlefront circa 2004, and far surpasses those two greats. Virtually every mission, even solo or with randos, has had filmic moments either Rambo or Looney Toons in vibe, often both. Stratagems are genius. The meta game conceit keeps me going. The first multiplayer live service game I really give a damn about.