Dr_Coomer
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Harold Pontiff Coomer, PhD
Hello, I was a scientist at the Black Mesa, working in the Interplanar onanism stimulus dynamic research facility but after an unfortunate accident I lost my job, and now I work as a wanking media analyst for a Norwegian think tank and employ my keen eye for masturbatory triggers in everyday video games
Harold Pontiff Coomer, PhD
Hello, I was a scientist at the Black Mesa, working in the Interplanar onanism stimulus dynamic research facility but after an unfortunate accident I lost my job, and now I work as a wanking media analyst for a Norwegian think tank and employ my keen eye for masturbatory triggers in everyday video games
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Just looking at the cover brings tears to my eye, this game was a curtain call before the "great depression" in art direction involving the industry's "bigger" budget titles, but I digress...
This one has a lot going on in visual concepts you get cartoonish gore, tits, WoW shoulder pads, boobs, the Price of ethos during hardship, bosoms, and a lot of sarcasm quips, but all in all, it nails the aesthetics if you are looking for something close to Vampirella/blade than Interview with the Vampire (or vampire bloodlines for an industry comparison), the game only last 4,5 hours so you won't feel the stale gameplay too much in the last stretches.
High points for the scene of a vampire crawling on you and vomiting blood in your mouth but moments like that are few and far between for a "hard" recommendation even for blood-sucker lovers.
This one has a lot going on in visual concepts you get cartoonish gore, tits, WoW shoulder pads, boobs, the Price of ethos during hardship, bosoms, and a lot of sarcasm quips, but all in all, it nails the aesthetics if you are looking for something close to Vampirella/blade than Interview with the Vampire (or vampire bloodlines for an industry comparison), the game only last 4,5 hours so you won't feel the stale gameplay too much in the last stretches.
High points for the scene of a vampire crawling on you and vomiting blood in your mouth but moments like that are few and far between for a "hard" recommendation even for blood-sucker lovers.
-Let's take a peek at your reflection in the water.
-You're filthy!
You don't even know the half of it my dear fountain, but anyway I can't give this game more than two because even after 35 years Medusa is still forced to wear a bra, and honestly that's the kind of oppression that a researcher like me can not stand.
-You're filthy!
You don't even know the half of it my dear fountain, but anyway I can't give this game more than two because even after 35 years Medusa is still forced to wear a bra, and honestly that's the kind of oppression that a researcher like me can not stand.
Unfortunately, the game compromises too much on level design for the "Monster Hunting" gameplay and doesn't excel at either, resulting in an unsatisfactory experience compared to the first, but kudos to both developers for trying something new and not getting stuck in a formula.
But more importantly making the cursed matriarch be a Jorōgumo without significant mammary development is both disappointing and salacious at the same time.
But more importantly making the cursed matriarch be a Jorōgumo without significant mammary development is both disappointing and salacious at the same time.