Dr_Coomer
2013
Just looking at the cover brings tears to my eye, this game was a curtain call before the "great depression" in art direction involving the industry's "bigger" budget titles, but I digress...
This one has a lot going on in visual concepts you get cartoonish gore, tits, WoW shoulder pads, boobs, the Price of ethos during hardship, bosoms, and a lot of sarcasm quips, but all in all, it nails the aesthetics if you are looking for something close to Vampirella/blade than Interview with the Vampire (or vampire bloodlines for an industry comparison), the game only last 4,5 hours so you won't feel the stale gameplay too much in the last stretches.
High points for the scene of a vampire crawling on you and vomiting blood in your mouth but moments like that are few and far between for a "hard" recommendation even for blood-sucker lovers.
This one has a lot going on in visual concepts you get cartoonish gore, tits, WoW shoulder pads, boobs, the Price of ethos during hardship, bosoms, and a lot of sarcasm quips, but all in all, it nails the aesthetics if you are looking for something close to Vampirella/blade than Interview with the Vampire (or vampire bloodlines for an industry comparison), the game only last 4,5 hours so you won't feel the stale gameplay too much in the last stretches.
High points for the scene of a vampire crawling on you and vomiting blood in your mouth but moments like that are few and far between for a "hard" recommendation even for blood-sucker lovers.
2021
-Let's take a peek at your reflection in the water.
-You're filthy!
You don't even know the half of it my dear fountain, but anyway I can't give this game more than two because even after 35 years Medusa is still forced to wear a bra, and honestly that's the kind of oppression that a researcher like me can not stand.
-You're filthy!
You don't even know the half of it my dear fountain, but anyway I can't give this game more than two because even after 35 years Medusa is still forced to wear a bra, and honestly that's the kind of oppression that a researcher like me can not stand.
2022
Unfortunately, the game compromises too much on level design for the "Monster Hunting" gameplay and doesn't excel at either, resulting in an unsatisfactory experience compared to the first, but kudos to both developers for trying something new and not getting stuck in a formula.
But more importantly making the cursed matriarch be a Jorōgumo without significant mammary development is both disappointing and salacious at the same time.
But more importantly making the cursed matriarch be a Jorōgumo without significant mammary development is both disappointing and salacious at the same time.
There is not a single female in this game, quite an achievement in a post 2010 multi-stage 3D stealth game, the only "female" you will find is the funeral ashes of an unfortunate girl and no one would ma...
Yeah, no one, don't even try.
Yeah, no one, don't even try.
2021
Solid boss rush with a few bits of lore and gameplay customization, but nothing else besides the moon boss in her low poly glory.
2018
well... you can do some earth fisting on the Flame Empress Zeal .
excluding that the only differentiating factor in this roguelike in my opinion would be the Couch Co-Op
You can do better with sprite waifus, honestly.
excluding that the only differentiating factor in this roguelike in my opinion would be the Couch Co-Op
You can do better with sprite waifus, honestly.
Bimbofication, short stack, dragon-girls, femdom, necrophilia and...
no, you're not on the wrong site, these are some of the things you'll find in the underbelly of this action-rts-social sim cocktail, before larian struck gold with divinity 2, she made this cracked gem where you play as a commander with draconic powers on a mission to end the tyrannical rule of your siblings, amongst the underwhelming sections of rts gameplay you'll build alliances, recruit soldiers, resolve legal issues and of course choose a wife... with various racial flavors, quirks and hip sizes and if you ever get tired of her face, you can offer her as food to your ship's demonic engine and pick another one right away, just like in real life if you're a billionaire.
But tall lizards with big breasts and midgets with porn star bodies are just a small part of the experience, the rest are sleep-inducing tactical gameplay, so I can only recommend this to the most die-hard coonnoisseurs.
no, you're not on the wrong site, these are some of the things you'll find in the underbelly of this action-rts-social sim cocktail, before larian struck gold with divinity 2, she made this cracked gem where you play as a commander with draconic powers on a mission to end the tyrannical rule of your siblings, amongst the underwhelming sections of rts gameplay you'll build alliances, recruit soldiers, resolve legal issues and of course choose a wife... with various racial flavors, quirks and hip sizes and if you ever get tired of her face, you can offer her as food to your ship's demonic engine and pick another one right away, just like in real life if you're a billionaire.
But tall lizards with big breasts and midgets with porn star bodies are just a small part of the experience, the rest are sleep-inducing tactical gameplay, so I can only recommend this to the most die-hard coonnoisseurs.
2016
You are a neet who is kicked out by your landlord, this makes you go around the world spraying fluids at random objects,it's no Delta of Venus but there's some post-modern flair to it.
2017
It's a sad day when a dark elf fails to save a game but unfortunately, this is the case with this one, the game hides its repetitive gameplay under a barrage of low-effort references passing as jokes.
So not even ebony maidens with pointed ears or succubus who can mind-break nuns in your private torture chamber can save this mess.
So not even ebony maidens with pointed ears or succubus who can mind-break nuns in your private torture chamber can save this mess.
2007
The 2000s were full of mediocre diablo clones, this one of the then.
The only point of note in this game is that you can play the "baker's wife" class, a middle-aged woman who, given her waist size, has no problem consuming large amounts of her husband's labor.
A bbw treat is something rare as a playable character but the package may not worth even for adipose lovers.
The only point of note in this game is that you can play the "baker's wife" class, a middle-aged woman who, given her waist size, has no problem consuming large amounts of her husband's labor.
A bbw treat is something rare as a playable character but the package may not worth even for adipose lovers.
2020
You can choose a female character on this game who gets a nice intro cutscene showing her sword prowess, a body that only multiple trenbolone cycles can create, and some nice pair of mammaries but after this, it's over, you get a first-person camera from the start to end.
Also, there are no female enemies in this game only skeletons and bloodied half-naked muscle men, so keep that in mind.
Also, there are no female enemies in this game only skeletons and bloodied half-naked muscle men, so keep that in mind.
1998
Only the fairies offer any refuge in this game unless you are one of those individuals who spend a sizable amount of wealth in erotic art patronage of the hirsute variety.
Like the first excluding the Fairies, you will need a lot of "imagination" in this one.
2022
One man, one dream, and 16 years of passion culminate in this orgasmic action rpg.
Like every respectable man in the land of the rising sun, he inserted a significant number of cute maidens in this epic journey of one man who sacrifices everything to save his true love through time.
You have a considerable number of companions with different bosom sizes and goals, and elemental summons that can control fire and ice but not the size of their skirts, massive bosses with massive cleavages and a respectable number of underwear jokes, even some gender-bender shenanigans for the ones with more "eccentric" proclivities, a coomplete experience.
As a tip I recommend playing on harder difficulties or else you probably find this game easier than getting an erection playing Nier automata.
Like every respectable man in the land of the rising sun, he inserted a significant number of cute maidens in this epic journey of one man who sacrifices everything to save his true love through time.
You have a considerable number of companions with different bosom sizes and goals, and elemental summons that can control fire and ice but not the size of their skirts, massive bosses with massive cleavages and a respectable number of underwear jokes, even some gender-bender shenanigans for the ones with more "eccentric" proclivities, a coomplete experience.
As a tip I recommend playing on harder difficulties or else you probably find this game easier than getting an erection playing Nier automata.