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LittleBigPlanet
2009
On the Beach Level you could remove the underwear from the ladies with the sticker tool. Later I discovered Newgrounds Adults Section
this is a game for five year olds.
why are the controls so fucking bad, and why is there no skip button on levels.
you really think kids are gonna be able to get all these leaves in this bag? in three tries?
and you're going to force them to do it?
literally how
how do you get ALL the leaves in the bag?
the wiimote isn't detectable at the places you've put them.
you're setting these kids up for failure.
fuck you.
why are the controls so fucking bad, and why is there no skip button on levels.
you really think kids are gonna be able to get all these leaves in this bag? in three tries?
and you're going to force them to do it?
literally how
how do you get ALL the leaves in the bag?
the wiimote isn't detectable at the places you've put them.
you're setting these kids up for failure.
fuck you.
Pocket Mortys
2016
It's better than Pokémon. But then again, it's not like the bar is too high.
Yes, I am biased and I stand by that.
Yes, I am biased and I stand by that.
Pineapple on Pizza
2023
Alva Majo, the developer of the game, has never tried Hawaiian pizza (pizza with pineaple) because he is allergic to pineapple and because, according to his words, "it stinks", so he made this game so people like him could enjoy (or suffer) the experience of adding pineapple to a pizza.
The game follows the philosophy of ShortGames, not "Short games", but ShortGames. The main difference is that a short game is just that, a game that is short, meanwhile, a ShortGame is a game that not only is short, but conveys the experience of a long game in a short amount of time. For example, taking the first level of any Mario game wouldn't be a ShortGame but a short game, since you are just taking a fraction of a game and it doesn't feel better by being just that. A ShortGame is close to what shortfilms are for movies, they are an experience on their own. Examples of ShortGames could be Morai, Thirty Flights of Loving, or Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist.
It's hard to talk about ShortGames since almost everything could be considered as a spoiler since they tend to last less than thirty minutes, but let's sum up the premise of Pineapple on Pizza based on what you see in the first minute: You are on an island. You hear joyful music. Everyone is dancing happily. Everyone except you, because you are walking around. Everyone seems to be celebrating something in harmony. Everyone except you, who seems to have some kind of curious conscious... From there, you will explore the island and discover as many misteries as your curiosity and exploration allow you to.
The game is not only radically original (at the end of the day, it is trying to adapt a flavour into a videogame) but also surprising and delightful.
And it is free, I mean, what else are you looking for? Go play it!
The game follows the philosophy of ShortGames, not "Short games", but ShortGames. The main difference is that a short game is just that, a game that is short, meanwhile, a ShortGame is a game that not only is short, but conveys the experience of a long game in a short amount of time. For example, taking the first level of any Mario game wouldn't be a ShortGame but a short game, since you are just taking a fraction of a game and it doesn't feel better by being just that. A ShortGame is close to what shortfilms are for movies, they are an experience on their own. Examples of ShortGames could be Morai, Thirty Flights of Loving, or Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist.
It's hard to talk about ShortGames since almost everything could be considered as a spoiler since they tend to last less than thirty minutes, but let's sum up the premise of Pineapple on Pizza based on what you see in the first minute: You are on an island. You hear joyful music. Everyone is dancing happily. Everyone except you, because you are walking around. Everyone seems to be celebrating something in harmony. Everyone except you, who seems to have some kind of curious conscious... From there, you will explore the island and discover as many misteries as your curiosity and exploration allow you to.
The game is not only radically original (at the end of the day, it is trying to adapt a flavour into a videogame) but also surprising and delightful.
And it is free, I mean, what else are you looking for? Go play it!
"theyll never make a full game out of octodad (student project)"
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Ms. Pac-Man
1982
(9-year-old's review, typed by his dad)
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
Pac-Man has a girrrrrlfrieeend, ooooooohh. What's the difference between this and just regular Pac-Man? I couldn't find a difference. I'm pretty good at Pac-Man. And I have an idea for a cereal called "Pac-Man Dots", and it's gonna be like one of those 90s kids that like on the TV, the advertisements that pop up, but they forgot to write the paperwork to put Pac-Man in the commercial, so they got sued, so it's out of business. (chuckles) This is not real.
Super Mario Bros.
1985
Mario's like an universal language everyone can understand. Replaying this with the old man was really fun. I gotta say that everyone going on and on about "Mario games are easy" never finished this one-- easy to learn, hard to master.
Time Crisis II
1997
Playing this with a friend is probably the coolest you will ever feel in your entire life
Fat 2 Fit!
2021
I added this to IGDB because, much like Satan, I have no remorse...
Cat Bird
2017
sometimes, you play a game, or watch a movie, or otherwise experience a thing, and finish that experience quite liking and respecting it, but quickly move on; only to, a while later, think back on that thing, and just be like "wait darn that thing's really good, oh my /gosh/ it's so good"
i had that experience with the movie ghost in the shell recently. i'd really enjoyed it, thought it was really cool, but when thinking about it alone while driving somewhere, i just had the realization that "darn, it nailed everything."
solid level design, cute characters, vibrant art, a wonderful soundtrack; one of the best platformers on mobile platforms,
i had that experience with the movie ghost in the shell recently. i'd really enjoyed it, thought it was really cool, but when thinking about it alone while driving somewhere, i just had the realization that "darn, it nailed everything."
solid level design, cute characters, vibrant art, a wonderful soundtrack; one of the best platformers on mobile platforms,
