Eggu
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Portal 2
2011
Imagine if we can suck our homies off with these portals.
Yakuza 5 Remastered
2019
Peakuza 5
Venom wank.
Planet S
2022
They don't need a pub they need to WORK!
Cookie Clicker
2013
Im afraid of woman cuz of this game.
We as human beings have so little time on this earth. So much of our lives can be spent doing things we love. Spending time with friends or family, working on our hobbies, learning new skills. I urge you, the reader, to not waste your precious hard earned time on this game.
Left 4 Dead 2
2009
Played this game exclusively for a year.
Italian
a lesser person would say "i'm speechless" when reviewing this. i am not speechless. i got the speech.
this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.
i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".
i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.
this is, somehow, really fucking cool. i love experimental and surreal shit, and this is obviously not exactly a "game" but more of an experience. you watch this weird ass footage while INCREDIBLE music plays -- no shit, this is going on my list of the best soundtracks of all time.
i played this purely out of curiosity. i watched a bit of a gameplay on youtube but i wanted to know how it actually controls, like what do you do while watching. basically nothing. but i still think it's something cool. and i must note, if these weren't images of a near naked woman, i would still love it, hell, i'd probably love it more. if it were bad early 2000s surreal cgi, it would be amazing. this is going on my list of "dream games".
i'll probably not watch this all the way through because i honestly don't care but i'm really impressed lol.
The Sims 4
2014
you SHOULD pirate all the dlcs and play it intensely for 1 month every year or two
