EllieEmporium
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can't believe they added my girlfriend to ratchet (captain slag)
the perfect bullshit boardgame - genuinely had to uninstall after a while bc the stress of watching other people's turns was making me unconsciously pull out too much hair
Pottergame
2020
pitch perfect shitpost for terminally online british trans 20-somethings who vaguely remember playing one of the early hp games and will die mad about the 2019 election (ty, kate barrett)
made me sob for longer than the runtime of the game.... i think that means it's good? i should replay cave story
Bloons TD
2007
pretty cool but could do with 50 billion more modes
worst game i ever accidentally wasted 700 hours on
(hero players will ofc never see the kingdom of god)
(hero players will ofc never see the kingdom of god)
Mega Man 7
1995
middle child energy
Mega Man 6
1993
capcom releasing a new game each year well into the SNES' lifespan really convinced people the last two NES entries aren't by far the best smh
Sonic Forces
2017
deeply hate that i do not deeply hate this game
tempted to give this higher because it is "functional". its programming works as intended. it is technically a "video game".
...but it's also one of the most soulless, evil products ever conceived. every concept is either actively terrible or a poorly copied shadow of better ideas from previous, better games with mechanics and execution that seem almost ai-generated in their baffling levels of laziness and incompetence.
sticker star is a glimpse into a world without art and without joy. avoid it like the plague.
...but it's also one of the most soulless, evil products ever conceived. every concept is either actively terrible or a poorly copied shadow of better ideas from previous, better games with mechanics and execution that seem almost ai-generated in their baffling levels of laziness and incompetence.
sticker star is a glimpse into a world without art and without joy. avoid it like the plague.
