Empanada
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what 0 pussy does to a mf
EDIT: I have found out 5 minutes after posting this review that Emperor Xianfeng had 18 consorts, so this is a historically inaccurate version of events. I apologise for this grievous error and will strive for due diligence on fact-checking for future reviews. Sorry for all who were misled, and I will leave this up for posterity.
EDIT: I have found out 5 minutes after posting this review that Emperor Xianfeng had 18 consorts, so this is a historically inaccurate version of events. I apologise for this grievous error and will strive for due diligence on fact-checking for future reviews. Sorry for all who were misled, and I will leave this up for posterity.
Virtual Hydlide
1995
NightCaster
2002
League of Legends
2009
Super Mario Bros. 2
1988
Mother 3
2006
Urban Yeti!
2002
Aviary Attorney
2015
features an impossibly generous depiction of a future san francisco, which is depicted as clean and technologically progressive; i guaranfuckingtee you that by 2064 the city will be a disgusting shit-scented garbage island run by ruthless mad-max style rival tribes based on their district of origin before it is inevitably destroyed by the war between soma's cannibal techno-yuppies and the mission's anarcho-queer doomsday cult. (the upper class will have long left the surface behind in the salesforce tower, which now hovers over the remains of the city, its occupants laughing and clinking glasses of champagne together as they watch the trash pyre at pacific heights burn)
About an Elf
2022
🚨LOVELY GAME ALERT🚨
ABOUT AN ELF is full of boppin dembow beats, politecore trap music, occasional violin, a magical world brought to life with flawless art pop stylings (held back only by the budget of this game’s two-person (‼️‼️) development team) and 🔍 clue-based combat (I love guessing games!).
⚡️
it’s about an elf too: she’s adorable, charming, approachable, delusional, with dreams of an elftopian promised land. She reminds me of one of my favorite people IRL, and if you’re lucky, it’ll hit like that for you too! Elf princess Dam is accompanied by Roland, feline hero-in-training. Wasn’t expecting there to be totally heartwarming moments along their adventure, but yup. They’re here tho!
💦
About An Elf reimagines the fantasy adventure paradigm of many classic RPGs as a visual novel with free-associative guesswork being it’s core combat gameplay mechanic. Win by correctly matching a visual clue with one of your elemental magic affinity of your weapons. For example, does a video of a goldfish mean you should select water magic or fire magic?
So blessed this work of art exists. Issa vibe.
👀 Watch the trailer
ELF LOVE
🤍🧚🏿♀️
ABOUT AN ELF is full of boppin dembow beats, politecore trap music, occasional violin, a magical world brought to life with flawless art pop stylings (held back only by the budget of this game’s two-person (‼️‼️) development team) and 🔍 clue-based combat (I love guessing games!).
⚡️
it’s about an elf too: she’s adorable, charming, approachable, delusional, with dreams of an elftopian promised land. She reminds me of one of my favorite people IRL, and if you’re lucky, it’ll hit like that for you too! Elf princess Dam is accompanied by Roland, feline hero-in-training. Wasn’t expecting there to be totally heartwarming moments along their adventure, but yup. They’re here tho!
💦
About An Elf reimagines the fantasy adventure paradigm of many classic RPGs as a visual novel with free-associative guesswork being it’s core combat gameplay mechanic. Win by correctly matching a visual clue with one of your elemental magic affinity of your weapons. For example, does a video of a goldfish mean you should select water magic or fire magic?
So blessed this work of art exists. Issa vibe.
👀 Watch the trailer
ELF LOVE
🤍🧚🏿♀️