I experienced every possible human emotion over the course of the 100+ hours I played this. I could write thousands of words about cards, segways, Zack, teamwork porn, bald people, Cloud Jr., dog songs, the Gongaga region map, mobile games, anime Young Sheldon, ninja shadow clones, Loveless, and of course, that frickin ending. But suffice it to say I had a pretty good time! On average.

I love Tohru Furuya, who plays Bryce in the japanese voice track, but I hope to never hear him try to speak english ever again.

A shitpost by most metrics, but in a good way (mostly). There's probably a bunch of functionally identical minigame compilations in Roblox or whatever! I don't intend to check.