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Essential weird-y2k-invader-zim-full-zip-hoodie-tripp-pants-kingdom-hearts-depop-core. Looks like Salad Fingers mixed with Shadow Hearts mixed with EB Games by Walmart 19.99 section. If this actually scans to you, congrats you have BPD, welcome to the elite.

I don't like leaving first-impression reviews here especially for an Early Access release, but this is a game I was kind of excited for, so to see that this self-proclaimed "reinventing of the ARPG genre" is a really clunky mashup of Souls and Diablo with enemies that don't stagger, loot that sucks and platforming that feels like exploiting level geometry, well it didn't really tickle my fancy I'll tell you that much

This shit makes me feel like I'm one with the wind until my bike hits a pebble at a wrong angle and I become one with the dirt and rocks and bugs on the ground

War... [decks a senior citizen in the face and steals a broken cassette player from his house] ...is hell

Aint feeling this one and this isnt so much a review as it is a complaint list.

No ability to save so the whole game needs to be beaten in a single run and everything you got from levels to items is reset as well.
You can't even fucking jump or grab and the dodge can't be used to cancel animations.
Cooldowns in a beat em up, you're better off spamming items than your actual abilities and single combo string.
Very much not balanced for single player with how much abuse normal enemies take, especially on the last stage, and those ai followers you find are too stupid to be useful. If multiplayer was the intended use then the release should have been delayed to when the online was functional.
Good lucking luck getting any charge reliant ability out if an enemy is within 50 feet of you, you will be hit out of it cuz you can't move while charging it.
Death is loss of all coins, followers and being sent back to the "checkpoint", so the boss is midway through the 5th part of the stage you go back to stage 3. However since you're starting from the midway you miss out on getting coins and followers from the first 2 parts of the stage
Enhance is too expensive to just be a "chance" of it to work.
Too much RNG with the gear.

I have now beaten a run and my earlier complaints remain except I said upgrade when I meant enhance initially. The beat em up parts still need a lot of work

This is the best fighting game ever made if you only play Smash Bros

Turning GG into a stripped-down Street Fighter clone is bad enough but the real tragedy is that thousands of goobers who never listened to anything but video game music got gaslit into believing this is a good soundtrack

Wake up honey time for your Competent Indie Platformer with Adequate Movement and Decent Aesthetics #735. Ugh fine extra star because drills are cool

The first time I played this I had such negative rizz that I got the ending where you don't bond with any of the girls and instead just get drunk and fall of a building. Twice.

Why the fuck didn't Miki have a route.

shin megami tensei: devil summoner - soul hackers dares to ask: what if your discord girlfriend was real

Fuck Pyrocynical.

I would rather take three thousand absolute dogshit video game essays about this game beamed directly into my brain than have to listen to a fucking internet dipshit that got his start off of calling people slurs over footage of him doing csgo knife parkour tracks PRAISE this game for the most banal surface level reasons.

We have moved beyond Youtube game reviewers.

I appreciate the dude that created this game straight up gave Pyrocynical non-answers for the reasons behind the design of the game.

What a fucking mess. How does a shooter with superpowered furries control so rigidly? My shots don't land half the time because the enemies jitter around like they've got Parkinson's. The upgrades over time went from "+40% Fire DMG" to whatever the fuck this is. Synergies are conveyed so poorly that you can be cleaning house with a character that should logically die to a gust of wind, but get oneshot with a build you were convinced is godly. The item descriptions are so incomprehensible that you have to check the Wiki to see what they actually do. The boss fights are nearly all inexcusable garbage, I can't believe Wind God ever passed Q&A let alone was kept in the game in its current form. The environments are so plain you'd be forgiven for thinking you're playing an alpha version. There's such a strong feeling of complexity creep and lack of direction to the whole thing. What's that? Why do I have 200 hours in it? That's a great question,

lets be real.... cannibal cyberpunk hinduism is a BIT played out as a theme at this point don't you think???

This was pretty fucking ass, I'll be honest that I didn't like it but it has Atlus on its name so I'm obligated give it 5 stars because of that alone. A game can be the worst fucking creation in all the universes that ever existed and will ever exist, it can be the cause for the tiniest wars to the fucking Holocaust & the most horrific carnage recorded in human history, but if it has the name ''Atlus'' on it I simply have to act like it saved my life and gave me an everlasting feeling of solace. This isn't even dickriding, it's how my brain is wired. Dickriding is a choice of freedom, this is intinct & a part of my construct. If you make fun of this then you're ableist. I dont make the rules