how the fuck is this april fools joke better than anything this franchise has produced this decade

I want to have sex with the goat

it would be utterly impossible to describe how important this game is to me, in any amount of written word, given any amount of time.

I would fundamentally be a different person without my childhood experiences playing this game. in every way.

Vivi is a 5 star man
Bad guy wears a thong and becomes a furry

Very good overall but not a fan of how it assumes incompetence by the reader. There is no reason why the same events in different perspectives needed to go into as much detail as they did in the later doors when we were already able to intuit character motivations off of the first few, made it drag unnecessarily. (I am not saying that we shouldn't have seen them at all)

i want to have sex with the maid