I mean, the game functions as intended, I'm pretty sure.

A horrible and disturbing piece of postmodern art, Sneak King is simultaneously atrociously terrible, and a stroke of genius marketing. Major points for novelty and insane-factor. One of three games in the Burger King Trilogy.

Personal Accolades - "Best Burger King Video Game" Award

I do not know who asked for a sequel to RAGE but I wish they did not do that

Somehow the combination playmode of both Tetris and Dr Mario manages to feel less like a mechanical hybrid than Nintendo's own "Tetris 2".

Tetris 2 might be the biggest downgrade for a sequel ever. It's Tetris! But also part Dr Mario. It's not good.

Hatris is a bizarre puzzle game that is neither stimulating to play, look at, or listen to.

A mediocre shooter that fails to stand out among the likes of Fallout and Borderlands and excels at being a mediocre mish mash of those games that no one asked for. This was a product of the studio behind Quake and Doom?

I feel like this is probably Phil Spencer's GOTY 2019

Final Fantasy XV is a disjointed mess that quickly tries its best to throw out any charm of the world or characters that it sets up in the first 15 minutes of play.

The game tells you this is a Final Fantasy for first timers, but I'm not so sure that's true.

Perhaps impressive among contemporaries in it's time, both in a technical sense and in terms of scope, the original Legend of Zelda is a mind-numbingly dull experience that makes you wish you were playing another Zelda game.

This will forever be my hottest video game take that 2 people will ever agree with

holy shit

This is a paid flash game that plays more like a board game where the rules are made up and everybody just has to be honest for it to work.

I do not understand the appeal of these types of games, but I'm okay with not understanding it.

More like Halo 5: Out of Ten

nah

Dr. Mario's strengths are colorful graphics and fun music. I never quite liked Dr. Mario, and it's taken me until now to realize why - It makes me wish I was playing Puyo Puyo instead.