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No deciah, no deciah, no deciah que Yuzu!?
"AY NINTENDO! AY NINTENDO! ETO NO E ROBAR!"
"ETO NO E, ETO NO E ROBAR, ETO NO E PIRATERIA!"
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SIEMPRE FUISTE UN
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TE QUEJA DE LO POLITICO!!!
Y ERES UN
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LAAAAADRON!!!
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"YO LO ROBARÍA"
"YO LO ROBARÍA"
"QUE BELLESA!!!"

NO LO ENTIENDO!!!!!!!!!! QUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

i remember playing this while it was still up and not being able to understand anything, i was just happy cul had an appearance in a video game

i do wonder if there's a way to somehow play discontinued mobile games

every night i play reversi with my daughter rin and she only gets to eat dinner if she wins

miku ate a whole steak in 3 bites

McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure was not the first advergame made for McDonald's. There were two other games before it, one made for the Famicom that I will probably get around to playing eventually and this game, M.C. Kids. However, this was this first McDonald's game I heard about as I watched the AVGN video on M.C. Kids many years ago. I had pretty much forgotten about it until McDonald's released Grimace's Birthday for the Game Boy. All of a sudden memories came back to me and I took interest in playing this and the other advergames released for McDonald's over the years.

Instead of some random aliens being the villian, our antagonist is the Hamburgular who stole Ronald's magic bag. Instead of going to look for the bag himself, Ronald, being the selfish clown he is, decides its a good idea to let two children go on a dangerous journey to retrieve it. Those two children being, the M.C. Kids.

Compared to other platformers, it is fairly unique in the sense of how you progress through the game. In each level, you will be tasked with finding all of the cards of Ronald's pals in order to move onto the next world alongside just beating the level. It may not be the most ideal as far as design goes, but its different enough in that its not "just another Mario clone."

With that being said, its a decent platfomer and most of the cards are fairly easy to find even if you have to backtrack a little to get them sometimes. Difficulty-wise, it was definitely harder than Treasure Land Adventure but not as difficult as the majority of the NES library. There were a few annoying cards to get but overall it wasn't too bad. The final boss on the other hand has a weird limit that was both confusing as it was infurating.

The biggest glaring flaw the game has is that in order to beat the final boss, you need to reach the farthest right side of the goal in as many levels as you can. The fewer times you do this, the less ammo you will have against the final boss. You run out of blocks, you don't get them back. It's like if you needed to reach the top of the flag pole every time you beat a level in Mario if you want a chance at defeating Bowser. It's the dumbest design choice I've seen in a video game and it makes what was a fun platformer a worse expirence.

Besides how horribly designed the final boss was, I mostly had fun with the game. I don't know if I'd ever play it again though. Overall, I'd say M.C. Kids is a game worth playing at least once, especially if you're into those weird advergames.

Buenos estamos en un nuevo combat 3171 victorias 'victories' y con law esto me suena a...
vale bien
me vas a hacer eso todo el rato verdad
has ganado tres mil ciento setenta y una veces así
que puta lástima
que puta lástima que un tio tan paquete gane tantas putas veces
si si, si solo sabes hacer eso
si solo sabes hacer eso
me da hasta rabia
me da rabia
ruletita hacia abajo y patada por arriba
YA ESTÁ
solo sabes hacer esa PUTA MIERDA
asco ya tio
puto asco ya tio que mierda de día
es que es muy hijo de puta tio
es muy hijo de la grandisima puta tio
ojalá seas español y me entiendas lo que estoy diciendote
porque es que no veas. que asco que das
qué asco que me dan las personas así es
que de poco hasta nervioso y no jugó ni bien
come esa puta mierda asqueroso

lo peor es que sé que me va a ganar eso
yo ya lo sé antes de antes de nada yo ya
sé que este hijo de la grandísima perra
me va a ganar
es que lo sé es que lo sé es que se ve
venir
y venir de venirse venirse de venir

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