101 Reviews liked by Katsu01


great for simulating a healthy relationship with a nice boy but i gotta take issue with the game's depiction of wholesome, healthy relationships with your parents, it's a nice thought but it's just not relatable, man

Everything is held together by dry spaghetti and scotch tape but the underlying Pokemon experience is the best it's been in years (well, maybe - depends how you define Arceus Legends in terms of mainline games).

If you can get over the (admittedly very large and noticeable) performance and graphical issues, there's a fun time waiting for you in Paldea.

game freak when they have a pokemon game due at 11:59

It really is just Overwatch 1 but worse with really gross monetization

spend hours trying to turn her into a queen only to end up with the housewife ending

10/10

Had a tiny sliver of hope that this might recapture the glory days (at least in spirit) but nah.

I miss when Overwatch was basically just TF2 2, when everything was goofy and no one was really taking it seriously and it was okay to have gameplay mechanics that were kind of broken, because it was fun! Now every single edge has been sanded off for the sake of "Competitive viability", and what's left behind is just kind of hollow. Great for the guys who inhale more G-Fuel than actual food and have their mouse DPI set to 10,000, not so great for everyone else...

Not to mention they managed to ruin pretty much everything else with the transition to free to play, so, yeah, maybe could have done with a little bit more time in the oven...

i think i prefer when game grumps would just say slurs outright instead of implying them

My sister's ex-boyfriend had me keep his character moving so that his game wouldn't log him out. One time while doing so, an enemy spawned and attacked him, resulting in him screaming at me and never letting me touch it ever again. The game looks pretty solid though.

a game so good that it can literally ruin your life

did you pretend your villagers were your closest friends or did you have a social life

i spend most my time choosing miku's outfit