101 Reviews liked by Katsu01


It's called "love" and it's beautiful.

i remember a minigame in this where you just have to pick up a water bottle that's all you do

if i was a ghost i would keep ringing the doorbell because i am a pranker

phoenix wright i love you you pathetic little man

"stop killing people"
um..
im literally neurodivergent & also a minor?? lol..

This review was written before the game released

WARNING: THIS PORT OF ACE ATTORNEY: APOLLO JUSTICE COMES WITH TWO VIRUSES THAT CLAIM TO BE GAMES CALLED "DUAL DESTINIES" AND "SPIRIT OF JUSTICE", DO NOT OPEN EITHER OF THEM UP BECAUSE THEY WILL BRICK YOUR CONSOLE/PC

Like if you would cut your own salary to give Gumshoe a raise.

The sequel Overwatch fans deserved

every day i wish for your return, you were my everything.

The original Portopia Serial Murder Case is a 40 year old classic that revolutionized the entire video game industry. Despite that it never actually got a remake until now. Surely a remake of a 40 year old game would be better than the original right? WRONG! While the visuals are much better, this game has a huge glaring flaw. You need to actually type in your responses rather than selecting from a list of options. That doesn't sound too bad at first but once you realize you have no idea what you're actually trying to do it becomes a guessing game to figuring out what words you need to type to progress. What's worse is that most NPCs have basic and vague responses that aren't even a real response to what you say sometimes. The point of AI text is that it can learn and respond based on what you do but this game doesn't even do that so it feels like false advertising.

my knees in pain 🎸🎸🎸🎸
so is my brain 🎸🎸🎸🎸

The last thing I want to do is stare at my own face.

I used to be mad about losing on Pokémon x wifi battles as a kid I’d get on this to cope

This game is great if you like Ace Attorney and are also missing half your frontal lobe