LeSoSCL
2023
"Princess Daisy likes p o r p o l :)" - Luigi
A close to 1:1 recreation of the original Purble Place on Windows Vista/7 and nothing else. No QoL features, no extra content, a bug that softlocks the bakery minigame, it's really barebones all things considered. Although it attempts to emulate the charming aesthetic from back then, something feels off, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is...
I would be completely fine with this and give it 2 stars if it didn't cost $2 to get, while the original only costed navigating two interfaces. I can't really recommend it unless it was given to you as a gift by any chance, just play the OG Purble Place.
A close to 1:1 recreation of the original Purble Place on Windows Vista/7 and nothing else. No QoL features, no extra content, a bug that softlocks the bakery minigame, it's really barebones all things considered. Although it attempts to emulate the charming aesthetic from back then, something feels off, but I can't quite put my finger on what it is...
I would be completely fine with this and give it 2 stars if it didn't cost $2 to get, while the original only costed navigating two interfaces. I can't really recommend it unless it was given to you as a gift by any chance, just play the OG Purble Place.
2004
It looks/sounds good and the physics are quite accurate to a pinball cabin, but the problem resides in how the stages themselves play...
The star challenges are some of the most tedious and time constrained stuff I've ever played because of the precision they demand from the player to hit objectives, all while:
a. The ball won't go exactly where you want it to most of the time.
b. The enemies are in constant movement and/or airborne, making more room for errors.
c. There's the chance you leave the room accidentally by losing or aiming Mario towards a normal/secret route.
d. All the above.
Also, in case you get the star to lie there in the center of the room you better touch it, because everytime you get out of the room where the star is, THE WHOLE ROOM RESETS INCLUDING THE DAMN STAR! WTF WERE THEY THINKING???
Oh, and the blue coin minigames are even worse, since each of them are on a time limit to complete to destroy all enemies, and with the whiffy nature of pinball you can guess where that goes.
TL;DR it's fun for the first 5 minutes, but going for story completion is SO not worth it, let alone a 100% completion.
The star challenges are some of the most tedious and time constrained stuff I've ever played because of the precision they demand from the player to hit objectives, all while:
a. The ball won't go exactly where you want it to most of the time.
b. The enemies are in constant movement and/or airborne, making more room for errors.
c. There's the chance you leave the room accidentally by losing or aiming Mario towards a normal/secret route.
d. All the above.
Also, in case you get the star to lie there in the center of the room you better touch it, because everytime you get out of the room where the star is, THE WHOLE ROOM RESETS INCLUDING THE DAMN STAR! WTF WERE THEY THINKING???
Oh, and the blue coin minigames are even worse, since each of them are on a time limit to complete to destroy all enemies, and with the whiffy nature of pinball you can guess where that goes.
TL;DR it's fun for the first 5 minutes, but going for story completion is SO not worth it, let alone a 100% completion.
The beginning of the safe era of Paper Mario games.
I remember having a nice time playing this game, mainly because of the music tracks and the funny "real life items" gimmick, but everything else is a huge step back from what was established in the series.
- Bland story (Save princess peach from bowser, no catches at all).
- Great combat system replaced with a mediocre, sticker dependant one.
- All NPCs and enemies are normal toads and goombas, koopas, etc.
- Kersti's existence as a whole.
- No creative world themes (Grass, Snow, Jungle and so on...)
At its core, Paper Mario: Sticker Star was stripped away from what made prior games in the series so great in the first place, both creativity and the RPG element (a.k.a from all dignity). You know it's bad when even the Beta/E3 footage of the game looks more interesting than what we actually got.
I remember having a nice time playing this game, mainly because of the music tracks and the funny "real life items" gimmick, but everything else is a huge step back from what was established in the series.
- Bland story (Save princess peach from bowser, no catches at all).
- Great combat system replaced with a mediocre, sticker dependant one.
- All NPCs and enemies are normal toads and goombas, koopas, etc.
- Kersti's existence as a whole.
- No creative world themes (Grass, Snow, Jungle and so on...)
At its core, Paper Mario: Sticker Star was stripped away from what made prior games in the series so great in the first place, both creativity and the RPG element (a.k.a from all dignity). You know it's bad when even the Beta/E3 footage of the game looks more interesting than what we actually got.
1988
Certified classic that tipped the scales back in the day and still a very enjoyable and accessible title nowadays. I've played it so many times on different points of my life, and it manages to put a smile on my face every single time!
2022
My friends bought me this for my birthday??? πππππ
Let's be honest, the DLC had a very rough start, with stages essentially ported from Mario Kart Tour and only given new music, but as time passed the next waves became way closer to the ones present in the base game, this meaning ACTUAL grass textures, more attention to detail and even bringing brand new balance changes and features to the table. Here are a few of my favorite tracks in the whole pass:
- Ninja Hideaway
- Waluigi Pinball
- Berlin Byways (BANGER OST BTW)
- Rainbow Road 3DS
- DK Summit
- Yoshi's Island
- Rainbow Road Wii
Also the new characters added are great too: Petey Piranha, Birdo and Wiggler are back again, Kamek finally gets his chance to shine as part of the roster, Diddy and Funky Kong make this game three times better by themselves and even Pauline is an awesome addition to the cast!
Although, I will say this: I never really understood the hate towards Peachette, she literally did nothing wrong y'all π
Detouring a little here, we also got some extra thingies as well: Mii Suits with their own stunts, a jukebox, customizable random item mode, the balance changes making the meta stray very far away from the Wiggler Waluigi combo days. The list goes on, it's actually pretty nice QoL stuff all in all.
Oh and a huge RIP to Piranha Plant Pipeline (Tour), the only stage that will become lost media as of now, in case MKT ceases to exist :(
- Ninja Hideaway
- Waluigi Pinball
- Berlin Byways (BANGER OST BTW)
- Rainbow Road 3DS
- DK Summit
- Yoshi's Island
- Rainbow Road Wii
Also the new characters added are great too: Petey Piranha, Birdo and Wiggler are back again, Kamek finally gets his chance to shine as part of the roster, Diddy and Funky Kong make this game three times better by themselves and even Pauline is an awesome addition to the cast!
Although, I will say this: I never really understood the hate towards Peachette, she literally did nothing wrong y'all π
Detouring a little here, we also got some extra thingies as well: Mii Suits with their own stunts, a jukebox, customizable random item mode, the balance changes making the meta stray very far away from the Wiggler Waluigi combo days. The list goes on, it's actually pretty nice QoL stuff all in all.
Oh and a huge RIP to Piranha Plant Pipeline (Tour), the only stage that will become lost media as of now, in case MKT ceases to exist :(
2014
A fun platform fighter with interesting concepts and mechanics, but feels very clunky beyond a casual experience and is less accessible than most PFs because of its complex "correct weapon in the correct time" gameplay loop. The only thing I see that keeps the game alive right now are the insane collabs they drop sometimes, like Cartoon Network and Nick characters, Castlevania, Street Fighter, Shovel Knight, etc.
Also Rayman is in the game, so that's a plus on my book :)
Also Rayman is in the game, so that's a plus on my book :)
2013
This review contains spoilers
I must admit Cookie Clicker got me engaged for a lot more time than I anticipated for an idle game, mainly because of how satisfying and rewarding the game can get once you have a enough prestige levels to ascend and then go back to the beginning to produce 100x faster than before.
By the way, the lore goes crazy on this one. I did not expect at all the grandmapocalypse event and its effects, the game turned way more interesting from that point on for me.
Pleasant interface, great atmospheric music (Steam version) made by one of the Minecraft composers and a great time overall. Definitely one of the best idle games out there.
By the way, the lore goes crazy on this one. I did not expect at all the grandmapocalypse event and its effects, the game turned way more interesting from that point on for me.
Pleasant interface, great atmospheric music (Steam version) made by one of the Minecraft composers and a great time overall. Definitely one of the best idle games out there.
1998
Didn't really expect this game to get a major update for its 25th anniversary :0
I can see why it's highly praised by essentially everyone. It's fast-paced gameplay, rich atmosphere and intringuing lore make it all for a really fun experience, along with some well-structured level design and puzzles.
Though I gotta be honest, I didn't like the last few sections at Xen as the gameplay can be quite frustrating a good amount of the time, but outside of that it's a top tier first person shooter that aged very well!
I can see why it's highly praised by essentially everyone. It's fast-paced gameplay, rich atmosphere and intringuing lore make it all for a really fun experience, along with some well-structured level design and puzzles.
Though I gotta be honest, I didn't like the last few sections at Xen as the gameplay can be quite frustrating a good amount of the time, but outside of that it's a top tier first person shooter that aged very well!
2023
OH LOOK IT'S THE SMASH BROS GUY OMGGGG!1!111!
A great translation for F-ZERO, a game with insane and frenetic gameplay at its core, into the Battle Royale/99 formula, and it just fits like a ring on a finger as well because of how decision-based and agressive the races can become. Oh and they made the original courses wider to fit 99 players in them as well, of course LOL
The reward system here is great too, since not only you have to focus on securing a good placing, but also place better than your rivals which are decided per match. So in case you crash or end up not doing so well, you can still get rewarded for outplacing rivals and feel some grade of accomplishment, now that's just swell!
Everything else is great too, both old and new: Many cosmetics, decorations and color palletes to unlock, the music and gameplay are very faithful to the original, the game balance feels great, the list goes on.
So yeah, the best 99 game in my opinion. I can get why F-ZERO fans were mad at this when it was shown for the first time, but even if it's not anything exactly "new" for the series it's still an amazingly well executed take on the OG, and given the positive feedback in general I wanna believe Nintendo can try and make something fresh out of this.
A great translation for F-ZERO, a game with insane and frenetic gameplay at its core, into the Battle Royale/99 formula, and it just fits like a ring on a finger as well because of how decision-based and agressive the races can become. Oh and they made the original courses wider to fit 99 players in them as well, of course LOL
The reward system here is great too, since not only you have to focus on securing a good placing, but also place better than your rivals which are decided per match. So in case you crash or end up not doing so well, you can still get rewarded for outplacing rivals and feel some grade of accomplishment, now that's just swell!
Everything else is great too, both old and new: Many cosmetics, decorations and color palletes to unlock, the music and gameplay are very faithful to the original, the game balance feels great, the list goes on.
So yeah, the best 99 game in my opinion. I can get why F-ZERO fans were mad at this when it was shown for the first time, but even if it's not anything exactly "new" for the series it's still an amazingly well executed take on the OG, and given the positive feedback in general I wanna believe Nintendo can try and make something fresh out of this.
The transition from C4:S4 to OG was very notorious to say the least in terms of gameplay. The season 5 stuff made the game a little too monotonous since the chapter 1 map felt too empty between POIs, and the fact that it was built for Build mode in mind while I only play Zero Build didn't do it justice either.
Chapter 6 and 7 came in and made things more interesting, with more vehicles, a new set of weapons unvaulted and B A L L O O N S.
Chapter 9 - X came last but made things far more fun and diverse with the Baller and yet another round of unvaulted weapons (the drum shotgun is so funny LOL).
It's a neat revision on the beginnings of Fortnite and how far the game has come since 2017, but I prefer the shenanigans we have nowadays, personally.
Chapter 6 and 7 came in and made things more interesting, with more vehicles, a new set of weapons unvaulted and B A L L O O N S.
Chapter 9 - X came last but made things far more fun and diverse with the Baller and yet another round of unvaulted weapons (the drum shotgun is so funny LOL).
It's a neat revision on the beginnings of Fortnite and how far the game has come since 2017, but I prefer the shenanigans we have nowadays, personally.
2023
Fun racing game with surprinsingly polished gameplay, great soundtrack and good art direction for the characters and race tracks, but its merits are quickly countered by some of the most predatory pay-to-win practices to exist in the world of free-to-play games, since the game makes you understand that at some (soon enough) point you gotta give it money to keep progressing, and GOOD LORD the prices are exaggeratedly steep too...
100% completed. Incredible entry for the 2D mainline Mario series. This game reeks of a personality of its own with brand new power-ups, great soundtrack and a huge amount of polish in every possible way that's felt from the very first level.
The badges are also a very welcome idea, they are introduced as an interesting gameplay changer on demand. Some are very helpful, some are situational, some are just funny, but the incentive they give on experimenting with them and seeing what you can do is something I adored.
The only "bad" aspect I can think of right now is the game feeling kinda short in terms of length, but the level design is ever so engaging and fun, you won't even realize it until you get to the ending, and if you want to obtain everything, it then gets way longer than that because of the secret routes and levels like in Super Mario World.
The badges are also a very welcome idea, they are introduced as an interesting gameplay changer on demand. Some are very helpful, some are situational, some are just funny, but the incentive they give on experimenting with them and seeing what you can do is something I adored.
The only "bad" aspect I can think of right now is the game feeling kinda short in terms of length, but the level design is ever so engaging and fun, you won't even realize it until you get to the ending, and if you want to obtain everything, it then gets way longer than that because of the secret routes and levels like in Super Mario World.
"HOLY CRAP I'M IN FORTNITE!"
It's now coming to an end, but is a very solid starting season which already adds so much new stuff to the table, while also receiving weird balance changes and below average shop refreshes. It's also the very first Battle Pass I get to complete 100% including the bonus rewards, with only the Odyssey Quests left for me. Here are my thoughts on most of the new things:
Battle Pass (8/10): Great character designs for this season overall, with Jonesy looks the most fire he ever has along with Hope, and then we got the Society members: DoΓ±a Florinda, Tigre ToΓ±o, diet Midas and Sir Percival. Also the Collabs with the funny Peter Griffin guy and Solid Snake are legendary. The only downside is the Scorpion car, but I guess it's fine enough.
Mechanics (7.5/10): Grappling Blade, Climbing and the Train. The first one is actually really useful to move around and attack by surprise despite being kinda slow; the second one I never used it because it's for constructions in build mode and I don't play that shit LMAO; and the Train is really fun as both as a way of moving around the map and as a mini quest for rewards, though it's not really a great place to go to most of the time...
Content (8/10): Fortnite Festival is a great mode but the songs cost a little too much and some charts are dumpster fire; LEGO Fortnite is fun with friends but I was never into Minecraft in the first place; Rocket Racing feels kinda janky and there's no imagination present on the track designs but dammit I'm a sucker for racing games lol
Also we got a TMNT collab, with a good Battle Pass and great weapons for BR which completely OUTPHASED the grappling blade by a mile, they were that broken.
New map (8/10): Great island with astonishing visuals and biomes, with not too many of those so it doesn't feel overbloated like Chapter 4. The named locations feel natural as well with the Italian/Spanish, and now Greek theme of the chapter.
It's now coming to an end, but is a very solid starting season which already adds so much new stuff to the table, while also receiving weird balance changes and below average shop refreshes. It's also the very first Battle Pass I get to complete 100% including the bonus rewards, with only the Odyssey Quests left for me. Here are my thoughts on most of the new things:
Battle Pass (8/10): Great character designs for this season overall, with Jonesy looks the most fire he ever has along with Hope, and then we got the Society members: DoΓ±a Florinda, Tigre ToΓ±o, diet Midas and Sir Percival. Also the Collabs with the funny Peter Griffin guy and Solid Snake are legendary. The only downside is the Scorpion car, but I guess it's fine enough.
Mechanics (7.5/10): Grappling Blade, Climbing and the Train. The first one is actually really useful to move around and attack by surprise despite being kinda slow; the second one I never used it because it's for constructions in build mode and I don't play that shit LMAO; and the Train is really fun as both as a way of moving around the map and as a mini quest for rewards, though it's not really a great place to go to most of the time...
Content (8/10): Fortnite Festival is a great mode but the songs cost a little too much and some charts are dumpster fire; LEGO Fortnite is fun with friends but I was never into Minecraft in the first place; Rocket Racing feels kinda janky and there's no imagination present on the track designs but dammit I'm a sucker for racing games lol
Also we got a TMNT collab, with a good Battle Pass and great weapons for BR which completely OUTPHASED the grappling blade by a mile, they were that broken.
New map (8/10): Great island with astonishing visuals and biomes, with not too many of those so it doesn't feel overbloated like Chapter 4. The named locations feel natural as well with the Italian/Spanish, and now Greek theme of the chapter.
2019
This game sure was a surprise for me, but a welcome one nonetheless. It has a lot of content to offer, with many types of inmersive and well achieved parody versions of pretty much every computer OS ever covering Windows, Mac and even 8-bit based machines from all the way back then. Not only that, but it also takes advantage of the key features of said emblematic OS and transform them into reward systems to the player for experimenting and playing around with them, including a fake web browser, the trash bin (which acts as a tamagotchi of some sort) and even commands in the CMD.
The core problem I see with it is the gameplay which, despite being a noble idea and being actually fun and relieving, it becomes way too repetitive way too quickly, especially if you want to obtain the Pro and Expert versions of each system. I mean it when I say there really is no point in grinding the game besides unlocking some extra interfaces which are more of the same thing to begin with, it really becomes that tiring after a while, but I guess that's why it is a hypercasual game...
The core problem I see with it is the gameplay which, despite being a noble idea and being actually fun and relieving, it becomes way too repetitive way too quickly, especially if you want to obtain the Pro and Expert versions of each system. I mean it when I say there really is no point in grinding the game besides unlocking some extra interfaces which are more of the same thing to begin with, it really becomes that tiring after a while, but I guess that's why it is a hypercasual game...