the newest entry into the strand game genre but it's cyberpunk and not 80 hours

local living loaf of white bread loads up his shotgun with a portion of the 80 shells he has in his tetris attache case in order to murder thousands of weird dudes holding rakes to save the president's daughter in this very-clearly-not a survival horror game that pretends to control like one

Why can't our solar system have these funky ass planets

these RARE games never using Rambi for more than five minutes while all the other shittier animals get multiple levels between them is the reason why the Retro games only have Rambi in them

falling into a ditch for like 5 years sounds like a pretty good idea in Current Year

my favourite bone is the blasphemur

Coco told Crash Bandicoot to study a bunch of baseball tapes so that he could learn how to slide like the best of them, and we are all better for it.