This review contains spoilers
The story is predictably boring and shallow, any form of depth that could be perceived in it has no real basis whatsoever and is only through rigorous over-analyzation by fans who haven’t had a single good Silent Hill release in decades, all the characters with the exception of Mary are badly written, not to mention the dialogue feels as if it’s been jotted down by an emotionless robot, the intrigue is stale and you have no real reason to care for either Mary nor James.
The voice acting is as alive as a fish out of water, it’s completely monotonous, nobody talks like that unless they’re basement dwellers who haven’t had any form of social interaction in decades, no wonder gamers adore it.
The gameplay is awful, it’s existence is a disrespect to any videogame with well thought out and complex mechanics and controls. No. I don’t care for your made-up excuses such as “ B-But James is a civilian who can’t handle weapons!” Not only is that a stupid form of applying logic to video game mechanics where they shouldn’t be applied, like in-gameplay zombie bites in Resident Evil turning you into a zombie, that would be a disastrously boring game and basically what Silent Hill 2 ended up doing, but these design choices are not even intentional, there isn’t a single interview with any developer or director that says they are, you came up with these excuses to protect the game from any form of scrutiny and criticism because you’re manchildren who cannot handle any opposing opinion whatsoever.
The voice acting is as alive as a fish out of water, it’s completely monotonous, nobody talks like that unless they’re basement dwellers who haven’t had any form of social interaction in decades, no wonder gamers adore it.
The gameplay is awful, it’s existence is a disrespect to any videogame with well thought out and complex mechanics and controls. No. I don’t care for your made-up excuses such as “ B-But James is a civilian who can’t handle weapons!” Not only is that a stupid form of applying logic to video game mechanics where they shouldn’t be applied, like in-gameplay zombie bites in Resident Evil turning you into a zombie, that would be a disastrously boring game and basically what Silent Hill 2 ended up doing, but these design choices are not even intentional, there isn’t a single interview with any developer or director that says they are, you came up with these excuses to protect the game from any form of scrutiny and criticism because you’re manchildren who cannot handle any opposing opinion whatsoever.
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Chill
Nice touch with the Dev's intentions, good bit
Dude, holy shit, I'm convulsing right now this can't be real.
This is embarassing.
Great template for bait reviews, going to save this for when I want to cause problems on purpose
idk wich one is more sad, having takes so bad that people inmediatlly think that you're trolling or making troll reviews
bro gets mad on discord when someone calls trash mid
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Trash take but thanks for the good laugh
Oh yeah? Well I called Pyramid Head and he's coming tonight!
>"The story is predictably boring and shallow"
>Favourite games: Resident Evil 1, 2, 5, 6
>Favourite games: Resident Evil 1, 2, 5, 6
thanks for the copypasta
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based. silent hill 2 is shit
Such a based opinion gamers can only cope with the idea that its bait.
grow up get real
Any review that causes this much malding is certified based for me
Saved.
Theses mfers are taking a troll review seriously
damn /v/ visual novel stoners…
It's morbin time to steal this copypasta.
Aw hell nah
It hit the front page
It hit the front page
Never played the game but it looks like ass so I’m gonna have to agree
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aw hell yeah hit the front page the seethe is real
The fact that this got to the front page, LOL. dudes can’t even get it into their thick skulls that someone might just have a differing opinion. Sashay away.
It's not a differing opinion, you're just a bad troll account and people fell for it. Otherwise it's just a shit review
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Erato_Heti
1 year ago