This review contains spoilers

shit game cant stop crashing and slicing cake on my ass fucking sarsan got a star first round i'm done

This review contains spoilers

be careful there is a irwin jumpscare in the credits

the game is good but I do have a problem with mario.

he didn't want to jump, he flipped me off, and he kept sliding in the lava basically fuck that guy

pretty good game ! (I am being held at gunpoint)

my first of many dragon punch

for the first time in my life I felt like I was cool

ils ont pensé aux gens comme nous

the game that taught me how to fondle balls

YOU WERE AT MY SIDE ALL ALONG
MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT

whenever I'm in distress or living through a tough situation I take a deep breath and search for an umineko quote that has the answer to it

SMT Strange Journey with your friends