Games That I Will Never Play

For various reasons.

Five Nights at Freddy's
Five Nights at Freddy's
Outlast
Outlast
Technically a stand-in for the whole series, but regarding this game specifically: can we stop with this whole "evil mental hospital" trope already?
Indigo Prophecy
Indigo Prophecy
Have I mentioned that David Cage is a hack?
South Park: The Stick of Truth
South Park: The Stick of Truth
I will never understand the appeal of this show.
Cyberpunk 2077
Cyberpunk 2077
Heavy Rain
Heavy Rain
David Cage is incapable of writing a female protagonist without having her be assaulted.
Fragments of Him
Fragments of Him
Pretentious.
The Quiet Man
The Quiet Man
Aside from the fact that this game claims to authentically represent what it's like to be deaf while completely missing the mark, the story just makes no sense.
Deadly Premonition
Deadly Premonition
Deadly Premonition Is A Bad Game; Please Stop Trying To Convince Me Otherwise.
Omikron: The Nomad Soul
Omikron: The Nomad Soul
Why did anyone let David Cage make games after this?
The Suicide of Rachel Foster
The Suicide of Rachel Foster
Beyond: Two Souls
Beyond: Two Souls
I hope Elliot Page and Willem Defoe fired whichever agent put them up to this.
Detroit: Become Human
Detroit: Become Human
📢 David Cage, back away from the heavy racial subject 📢
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts
Stand-in for the whole series.

My feelings about these games can be summed up by this ProZD skit.
Hogwarts Legacy
Hogwarts Legacy
Fuck JK Rowling.

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