This is what Sword and Shield should have been

Anyone who doesn't give it a 5 star sucks at this

I love the part where Ganon tech chases Zelda with side b and then hits her with the Warlock Punch off stage. Zelda got so pissed off that she pulled out the emergency best of 3 but still got her ass beat.

NO WAY THIS HAS BEEN OUT FOR 23 YEARS???????? WHY AM I JUST SEEING TRAILERS FOR IT NOW??????

2018

This game is probably one of the most horrible, not finished games I have ever played in my entire life. Like holy fuck this is a billion dollar company and they seem to fuck everything up about this game. Warzone was somewhat ok when the map was Verdansk but this new map Caldera is so dog shit that I'd rather shit my pants, microwave it, then eat it like it's the most expensive item on the menu at The Cheesecake Factory. If you like playing a game that is equivalent to taking a glass bottle, breaking it, and then repeatedly stabbing your big toe until it's spilling out a bright red froth, then go ahead and give this game a go. 10/10 I am playing this game as I type this.

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I lost

CRYING AND SHITTING AND PISSING AND CUMMING. HOLY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. GOD FUCKING DAMN. JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN SAVE ME.

I love at the end where Hatsune Miku showed up and helped sonic defeat the final boss and Tails became the new Eggman

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Sus

Holy shit I never thought call of duty could possibly make an even worse game than warzone 1 but here we are. I would rather stick my thumb in a blender and drink the blended up thumb as a smoothie before I go to the gym for protein than play this game. Everything about warzone 2 is just a worse version than warzone 1 AND WARZONE 1 WAS ABSOLUTE DOO DOO FECES GARBAGE

I HATE BATTLE PASSES AND I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THIS GAME HAS ONE!!!!!!!! EVERY TIME I LOG INTO THE GAME I SEE A MESSAGE ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF MY SCREEN AND I JUST CAN'T RESIST PURCHASING IT WITH MY FEEBLE CONSUMERIST MINDSET. GRAAAAAAAAAA GYAAAAAAAAA WRAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My relationship with Overwatch is like a girl who gets abused by her boyfriend but like only on the weekends.

Henry should have been the main character with Robin. Fuck Chrom and his beta male ass.