2020

Yeah the Pope didn't like this one too much.

M-M-Markiplier played this game? AWOOGA! jumps up and down before crashing into a wall destroying the building and killing 5 bystanders

When the funny Japanese guy takes his shirt off my body starts to tingle! Gee wiz!

The only thing I can theorise is the amount of years I'll get in prison for laying my hands on this filth.

2022

The only pussy I get to play with after starting Game Theory.

This game is a bit like undertale. Chara could be seen as the "impostor" as she goes around killing all the monsters. Sans saw the body and is going to "report" you.

Stephanie has sent me the divorce papers in the mail. This is the only thing that gives me comfort now.

To be a true gamer requires what's called having "taste." Too many of you commoners can't even begin to theorise the true artistical masterpiece that is Sex With Hitler.

My wife is refusing to speak to me again. I keep telling her that I'm speaking to my waifu Futaba, and that we are only theorising our future together. She says I have 4 days to pack all my things.

I am going to grab this game by the suckles and milk it dry with my bare hands. I will squeeze everything I can until the soul of this game crushes under my empire. I shall remain God.

One day, all of you will face the light and be judged in the eyes of God. He shall brace this Earth and whisper the Holy words, "Sans is Ness." The disbelievers will rot in hell.

Dissapointed. Went into this game for the channel and I didn't even see Sans once! What do I show the Pope now?