bros literally just got absolutely shitfaced hammered to put aside decades worth of beef and prevented a catastrophic war.

Forever redefined the word kino

something something sperm banks mitochondria

Sometimes I fantasize about Sumire Kanzaki coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me

mikiko and jun boutta get tanimura'd like crazy

I was just gonna come on here and write a snarky joke review but holy shit that was one of the greatest games I've ever experienced and the fact that RGG is putting out the best entry in the series 16 years in is fucking insane.

funny ape game has aged like fine wine with stellar presentation and level design that truly makes the world feel like a Donkey Kong Country.

Has a lot of incredible moments and an especially great 3rd act but mannnnn some shit in the middle just dragged and really made me think that they should have just mashed CS I and II together into one 80 hour game with the fat of each trimmed. Still really enjoyed as I have with every entry in the series, but just felt underwhelming in some areas especially considering how I liked CS I more than most.

that tongue could sure do some interesting things

Lee Harvey Oswald if he was based

Beat this with no Ex-Skills, AMA

If you would cheat on Katherine with Catherine you have a mental disorder and need to get that checked out.

Can't wait for the third game Slayers XXX