I'm really sorry but you can't just make another Jet Set Radio Future and expect me to have the same emotional attachment or kinetic reaction to it. That is assuming that this IS another Jet Set Radio Future but in reality, it is not. It looks like JSR, it talks like JSR but somehow by the grace of god, it is not JSR. The edges have been smoothed off and now the circle fits into any shaped hole. The scenarios are frictionless save for the boss fights which reach the frustrating lows of even the Jet Set Radio Future helicopter fight - albeit with some forgiveness from the level-gods with generally more shortcuts to help you get back to where you fell from. The soundtrack is far too derivitave and can often be offensively repetive. I could just listen to the music 2 Mello has been putting out for the last half a decade and be in a better mood. I will be shocked if we remember this game in 2 years time nevermind 20 and that is a damn shame.

Real Time Strategy games are defined by their relationship between resources and opportunity. In a game like Starcraft, you can only hoard your funds and stockpile units for so long before your opponent death marches down your base. In Pikmin, the unstoppable march of time is your enemy. Try your best to min/max your time in combat, shave a few seconds off your routing and maybe you won't have to waste a day farming onion food.

The part where this all falls apart is in the precision. If I don't feel like I am actually in control of the micro actions, then why should I care about the macro optimisations? Pikmin feels like a survival horror, but in most shooters I know that my bullets aren't going to glitch into a wall and die.

Within the Bounty Stores across Oddworld locales are curious fortune teller machines. As a child I had seen my fair share of bonus reel trailers for upcoming games, I had, when I was six, binged and gorged myself on repeated playthroughs and viewings of the Official Xbox Magazine demo discs, replaying an ill-fated prologue level of a sixth gen remake of Spyhunter a number of times equals or greater to that game’s final sales figures. This is all to say I was familiar with the visual language of V I D E O G A M E T R A I L E R and using this knowledge I understood the fortune teller machines to be teases for a sequel.

How bizarre. A fully realised trailer for a sequel living inside the game that it is in of itself succeeding? Ludicrous. As much as I was mistaken about the nature of these audio-visual premonitions I wasn’t far off the truth. The sequel to Oddworlds Stranger’s Wrath exists within itself.

The Fortune Teller machines depict gameplay from Stranger’s point of view using (depending on how far into the game you are) familiar and yet blatantly improved weapons in landscapes that seem more varied and complex than the ones you are currently navigating. The first time I viewed these videos, I felt a desire to burn through the game and realise what had been foretold. On a hot summer day in 2009, with a portable screen attached to my Xbox, nine-year old me sat in his bedroom cranked through the required encounters to see the fortune teller’s predictions come true. Three quarters of the way through the story is a pivotal reveal, a tone shift and a promise kept that propelled me through the last chunk of gameplay.

Some decade and a half later I can tell you another truth. Spoilers are good actually. People will argue whether you can spoil gameplay and that discourse doesn’t matter to me because I like being spoiled! Knowing what happens doesn’t invalidate how it happens. A twist that is spoilerable was never a twist worth experiencing. Often, a spoiler can keep me going to the end of a story that I would have surely given up on and being told what toys I get access to gets me excited.

The numbers go up. The weight that Sam Porter Bridges can carry on his back and shoulders increases, kilogram by kilogram. The distance between waystations grows metres apart as you inch from prepper to prepper. You get likes. You get more likes. A friendly porter gives you 1 like(s) which increases your total likes by 0.003%. you come home from your real life job, which probably involves walking, climbing or carrying (mine does anyway) and you login to the chiral network and receive thousands of likes. What do the likes do? You don't know. But the numbers keep going up. More ammo, more power, more speed, more resources, more roads, more ziplines.

The Earth however does not go up. Elevation-wise, yes it goes up and what goes up must come down. But the rocks, the streams, the snow, the ravines, the shores don't have numbers to increase or decrease. You don't roll dice at rubble. It is you and the Earth, mano a mano, every step an attack and every hill a combo. You get to the top of a mountain, turn around and take a photo. You have been climbing for 20 minutes. Just pushing the left stick forward, and yet you feel that you may be conquering one of the hardest encounters JRPGs have to offer.