4 reviews liked by McGregger


I'm not even kidding when I say that from ages 6 to 10, Club Penguin was a fucking lifestyle. I took days off school to level up on Card Jitsu, we had class-wide discussions on the debut of the fucking orange puffle. I went on those stupid tracker sites to see when Billy Bob of the Penguin Band was online. In one of my most most evil childhood moments, I stole the code off a puffle plushie my friend got for his birthday to use on my account, because I guess cart surfing for those same coins just didn't cut it. I didn't fuck around with my love for Club Penguin, and may it rest in peace.

this game is like one of those fake games you'd see someone in a TV show playing.

This game has one of the most stellar stories you'll find in gaming, with great character-based storytelling and chemistry between the two main characters. The gameplay leaves something to be desired, there's times where it gets a little slow paced and even the most suspenseful of moments struggle with awkward gameplay mechanics. The story ultimately overshadows it, though, and this is worth playing just for how engaged you'll be with the characters alone.