It's like they always say, sometimes life is a Romania and you are an unstolen wallet.

I just wanted to get some ramen and that cunt in the snakeskin jacket ambushed me from beneath the fucking ground. This is the 30th time today that this has happened.

You know I'm starting to think those Nazi fellas aren't exactly the best people. Don't know though, maybe I'll form a more concise opinion after I play the next 10 World War 2 shooters.

It's Minecraft.

The greatest Anti-HIV PSA ever created.

I've played this game for over 400 hours, and while I still don't know much about the story, I do know one thing.

Malenia, certainly is the Blade of Miquella.

Imagine making a satellite designed to drop giant death spikes in urban areas with the force of a nuclear bomb in order to bypass the Geneva Convention's policies on Nuclear Weapons, and then still trying to play the victim when when your inevitable hubris does you in.