Imagine making a satellite designed to drop giant death spikes in urban areas with the force of a nuclear bomb in order to bypass the Geneva Convention's policies on Nuclear Weapons, and then still trying to play the victim when when your inevitable hubris does you in.
You know I'm starting to think those Nazi fellas aren't exactly the best people. Don't know though, maybe I'll form a more concise opinion after I play the next 10 World War 2 shooters.
I just wanted to get some ramen and that cunt in the snakeskin jacket ambushed me from beneath the fucking ground. This is the 30th time today that this has happened.
Jimmy Zelinski: Hey you know what this perfectly cromulent and functionally designed map needs? A bunch of bullshit that makes it unbearable to play! See also: Napalm Zombies in Shangri-La, Space Monkeys on Ascension, Pentagon Thief in Five.