You have this game. You may not have played it, you may not have experienced a single second of the title screen, or have even the slightest hint at its existence, but you have it. It's buried in your Steam library somewhere.

I don't like sand very much. It's course, it's rough, it gets everywhere.

The most iconic, memorable, and hilarious game you've never heard of. Missile is best dog.

The weebs don’t want you to know this but the Nekos at the Village are free, you can take them home. I have 458 Neko Arcs.

Sir, you're not based and Legion-pilled. You're on the no-fly list

The first few hours of this game: Lmao Wut?
The last few hours of this game: I am in immeasurable amounts of emotional turmoil.

Chloe is such a shitty, unlikeable character, she made all my lesbian friends straight and my trans friends cis.

Cultists have threatened to take over the world!
Are you a bad enough dude to suplex them all and save the President's Daughter?

Local Security Camera is fed up with monitoring the back alley of a 7/11, goes to hell and uses legal tender as a weapon.

Great game, but terrible representation of South Florida.
Where's the part where everyone gets anally violated by a Category 5 Hurricane?

Funny Hats and Graphic Violence make any sort of game splendid.

I like this game, simply because it caught all the weeaboos who played it with their dick in their hand.

Imagine if EA made games like this on a more regular basis. They'd be actually swimming in money, instead of fantasizing about it while trying to swindle and cull their way into public relevance.

Proved that discriminating against robot people wasn't an effective allegory for racism just 2 years before Detroit: Become Human!

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