You have this game. You may not have played it, you may not have experienced a single second of the title screen, or have even the slightest hint at its existence, but you have it. It's buried in your Steam library somewhere.
Imagine if EA made games like this on a more regular basis. They'd be actually swimming in money, instead of fantasizing about it while trying to swindle and cull their way into public relevance.
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