7 reviews liked by MildMonster74


At first I thought this game was pretty cool... and then I played Chibi Robo Park Patrol and realized that that game covered all the themes of SJ in a far more interesting manner with more unique gameplay and only taking 10 hours to finish as opposed to SJ's 50 hours

izanami and rachel shouldn't exist

Look man I'm gonna pick Izayoi, and do double teleport overhead. If you get hit, that's between you and God

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY

UnderRail is about killing things and how you kill those things, for example, after gathering parts for a chemical blob pistol, I became a war criminal. My favorite way to kill the living is holding them in place with sticky acid that melts their flesh, and if that doesn't do the job I set them on fire, of course, this is not conventional at all, since most enemies can dodge acid blobs pretty easily, that's why I surround myself with caltrops imbued on paralyzing venom, if they can't move they can't dodge.

If you listen very closely you can hear crush 40s "all of me" playing on loop for the entire game

It's fucked up that this game with its obsession with every fucking awful anime trope under the sun, with its lame attempts to be like Persona to its complete detriment, with its... just frankly very disturbing horniness for the 14 years old girl in your party, with its cringe ass attempts at zoomer humor... is an improvement over SMT IV in all areas, because it's way more fun to play and actually has an interesting story. Granted, it's because half the time you're laughing at it, and the other half just cringing really hard, but some of the characters (Gaston, Dagda, Krishna) are genuinely interesting and it eventually gets to you, overall. Helps that the gameplay's amazing.

This game gaslit me into liking it. Is this how people end up liking Xenoblade 2? What a chilling thought.

EDIT: I just realized that Nanashi has the fucking lyrics to Imagine on his shirt and that's so deeply cringe it sort of makes me like the game more