It's just like Suikoden, except instead of Suiko it's Eiyu

Thankful to microtransactions for diverting attention from all other things micro

I'm like 10 hours in but Shu Amiguchi is literally me.

Edit: 20 hours in... Never mind

Edit 2: Finished the game. I'm good 💪

Playing this game's fight against Julius, the giant Frankenstein cat with big arms that makes weird noises while spamming Balloonga is probably the closest way in the modern day society to feeling like an actual caveman

This game is exactly like I was the day before, confused, broken and almost entirely non-functional

This is a real story.

Back in 2009 when I was 5 years old, I have memories of going to school, alone, in a 25 minute bus trip, armed only with my ds (we didn't have mobile phones back then you know) and high hopes for the future that the educational system could bring.

But one day, as I got out of the school bus on my way to class, a bunch of disguised shady men kidnapped me and left me in a dark basement. I didn't know what to do or why I was there, the only thing I wanted was to hear the voice of my parents one more time.

But, lucky me! One of the kidnappers left his phone on the room, so I got it and typed the only number I knew at the time, my house's number. Surprised I answered to the voice of a man I that I'd never heard of before, he told me he was a policeman, and that he wasn't sure that it was the real me talking on the phone, it could've been a trap, or a recording, so he asked one simple question to dispel all doubts.

"What time is it?"

I remember that sentence vividly, I panicked, it seemed that there were no clocks in the room, not any watch in sight either. I decided to check on the phone, it didn't have the time, I was on the verge of tears, when I suddenly remembered my ds.

I thought I was saved, but when I checked the built-in watch in the upper right corner of the top screen... Nothing, it also didn't work, I lost... and I finally gave up on any hope of getting out of there. "Why such bad luck?! Why me?!" I thought, just before telling the policeman that I didn't know the answer to that question.

But then, almost miraculously, a very familiar combination of words came into my mind.

"With the Mario Clock you will always know what time it is, wherever you are!"

Words cannot describe how happy I was to see Mario' s little figure, and the charming and classic sound effects of the original Super Mario Bros game.

I'm grateful and pleased to say this story ended well, thanks to the exclusive app for the Nintendo DSi and the Nintendo 3DS "Mario Clock" available for just 2 European euros (€) on the eShop, at least until March 27th 2023, my life was saved and I returned uninjured and happy to my beloved home.

Thanks Mario Clock, for saving my life and for so much more.

To me, he is just a Normal Frog Racer

Bethesda's CEO in the Bethesda headquarters: "We should make a Bethesda game, but in space"

Bethesda fans: "This is just like a Bethesda game but in space, exactly what I wanted out of Bethesda"

Truly the Bethesdaest game ever Bethesdaed

I'm gonna need some red Pikmin to protect me from this game because it's absolute fire

Super Mario Bros Wonder giving this some competition

Revolutionary, many games recently allowed you to make a penis with the items at your disposal, but none let you be the penis yourself until now.

So glad this came out, I missed the time when licensed games were incredibly horrible and abhorrent messes.

Amo Minabo, me encanta jugar con Minabo, podría pasarme días y días dale que te pego con Minabo.

Un punto muy positivo sobre Minabo es que es muy largo, es un no parar, te esperan horas y horas de diversión jugando con Minabo, no puedo esperar a invitar a gente a mi casa para que todos juntos se lo pasen bien con Minabo.

La calidad y el poderío de Minabo no tiene límite, no hay ningún otro que llegue al nivel de Minabo, una sesión con Minabo será larga y placentera. Pero cuidado con no estirar mucho Minabo, que no siempre da para tanto.

Minabo es un arte, tiene una forma y un aspecto perfecto, colores llamativos y es cálido y acogedor, en este sentido Minabo es verdaderamente delicioso.

Muchos pensarán que estoy exagerando pero de verdad pienso que Minabo es el mejor que tocarás en toda tu vida.

Recomiendo a todos que prueben Minabo, yo juego todos los días con él pero siempre he querido que otros también tengan una experiencia con Minabo.