for such a popular series, you'd think people translate these games but no, they don't.

Vagina Ass.

seriously though, I don’t like how god damn imprecise the lightgun can be.
you can hold the gun properly and use it right, and be off by a long mile.

this is the type of media you’d learn through porn.

I'll play your game when it's on PC

Arcade good, Saturn shite…
unless your playing it with the 100000 dollar dual stick rig.

ehhhhhhhhhAAAAA-
WOOOOOOOOAUAHAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! AH HA HA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
NO, NO, OH TRON BONNE!
NAAHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Man, 1910 times were weird!