lol I fucking wish

Docked a half-star compared to R/B for removing cool glitches and only having one starter

REMINISCE OF THE TIMES OF OLD
NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE IN A WARZONE

PLAY THE JAPANESE VERSION
The voice-acting is full English, they got new blander voice actors and completely butchered SWERY's script for the US/EU versions
The original Japanese version with its English script as originally written is a pretty great satire of MGS, Mission Impossible and John Le Carre novels
Don't forget to snap a picture of Nicklaus every time you see him to get the true ending

Better story mode than its sequel, but a less comprehensive roster

I love how much they swear in the fan translation, it's hilarious

Probably one of the best games on the NES
It's disgustingly good, and even better than the first