2005
Back in the primordial haze of 2002 my parents offered me a choice between this and Mega Man Battle Network
I picked this because I had a crush on Trunks, and I still have never played MMBN
It's been almost 20 years and even with almost the entire chronicle of my life playing out since then, with all my failures and foibles following this prologue to my story, I would still rank choosing this over MMBN as my life's worst decision
Don't
I picked this because I had a crush on Trunks, and I still have never played MMBN
It's been almost 20 years and even with almost the entire chronicle of my life playing out since then, with all my failures and foibles following this prologue to my story, I would still rank choosing this over MMBN as my life's worst decision
Don't
1986
1984
[Intro]
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no, (Yo yo yo)
Oh no you didn't!
[Verse 1]
Sucker tried to play me, but you never paid me, never (Oh no you didn't!)
Payback is a-comin', you will be runnin' forever (Oh no you didn't!)
Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem (Oh no you didn't!)
I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer you owe me (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Break]
(Yeah.)
(Yo yo, check it out.)
(Oh no you didn't!)
[Verse 2]
First you tried to trap me, then you bust a cap in my ass (Oh no you didn't!)
Such humiliation will bring annihilation at last (Oh no you didn't!)
It will be delicious when I get vicious tomorrow (Oh no you didn't!)
There's no second chances, you will do the dance of sorrow (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Break]
(What a fool.)
(Alright c'mon,)
(Oh no you didn't!)
[Bridge]
Betta' watch your back, boy, keep runnin'
This ain't just a game, I'll never stop comin'
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I'm finished ya'll
You'll be a rag doll
[Verse 3]
Fool tried to diss' me, now you're gonna wish you were dead (Oh no you didn't!)
After I deliver, your blood will be a river of red (Oh no you didn't!)
Better be aware when no one's there to defend you (Oh no you didn't!)
So many ways to kill, it's going to be a thrill to end you (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Outro]
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no you...(explosion)
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no, (Yo yo yo)
Oh no you didn't!
[Verse 1]
Sucker tried to play me, but you never paid me, never (Oh no you didn't!)
Payback is a-comin', you will be runnin' forever (Oh no you didn't!)
Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem (Oh no you didn't!)
I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer you owe me (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Break]
(Yeah.)
(Yo yo, check it out.)
(Oh no you didn't!)
[Verse 2]
First you tried to trap me, then you bust a cap in my ass (Oh no you didn't!)
Such humiliation will bring annihilation at last (Oh no you didn't!)
It will be delicious when I get vicious tomorrow (Oh no you didn't!)
There's no second chances, you will do the dance of sorrow (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Break]
(What a fool.)
(Alright c'mon,)
(Oh no you didn't!)
[Bridge]
Betta' watch your back, boy, keep runnin'
This ain't just a game, I'll never stop comin'
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I'm finished ya'll
You'll be a rag doll
[Verse 3]
Fool tried to diss' me, now you're gonna wish you were dead (Oh no you didn't!)
After I deliver, your blood will be a river of red (Oh no you didn't!)
Better be aware when no one's there to defend you (Oh no you didn't!)
So many ways to kill, it's going to be a thrill to end you (Oh no you didn't!)
[Chorus]
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Oh no you didn't
Didn't you oh no
You didn't pay me what you owe me
So now it's over for you
[Outro]
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no you...(explosion)
1993
1994
2015
1983
2015
It's impossible to play now due to the servers being dead so you'll just have to take my word for it, but the online multiplayer fucking slapped
EDIT: for a more thorough take, check out my review for the reincarnation of its multiplayer, RockShot, which was only online for three months
EDIT: for a more thorough take, check out my review for the reincarnation of its multiplayer, RockShot, which was only online for three months