Niko eatin a fat fuckin stack of pancakes

When you play a million games its really easy to get pretentious and feel like you cant enjoy things that have corny or schlocky aspects.

In comparison to the first, Xenoblade 2 is pure schlock. Despite this, I loved it and will absolutely continue to quote it for a long time. I didnt think it would or should top my enjoyment of the first game, but I think it did

One of very few games that truly owns and fulfills what a "Remake" needs to be. Even being a remake, it adds so much of its own merit that it holds on its own. One of very few games where I would say the original and remake are both necessities to play.

its kinda like the videogame equivalent of when you were a kid and had all your lego clonetroopers and whatnot build a base and fit big wars

Life sucks because I don't have a monado

Not as great as 13 sentinels but still has good art and voice acting.

This and a blunt

It's shit

Bowser is sexy and funny

Neil Druckman,
Fuck. You.