if i had a small budget, a few actors and a poverty level coder, i'd make this game too

side note: someone i was talking to called this potentially one of the earliest western visual novels and i almost threw up in my mouth

the girl's playhouse is somehow way better than the boy's gameroom

505 Games misandrist????????

it's fucked up why is it so well animated???

i was able to make a gOTDAMN ROCKET

i had a good time and i don't have to attach a hidden car battery to my nutsack like i had to in dream land 2, but i still NEEDED a guide to even remotely get the secrets in this game and once the guide was up i was basically just going through the motions and that shouldn't be the feeling i get from a kirby game. might finish it someday but i don't plan to do it soon.

This review contains spoilers

to the tune of All The Small Things by Blink-182
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sick guitar riff

i love it when cubone is my best friend.

i watched my gf play the game and the story went hard
<-- Not a real gamer cuz i didn't play it myself

it's good but the climax is kind of gay

could you IMAGINE if i STACKED?

if i didn't have the switch's rewind function this game would've made me angrier