Leon was saying corny one-liners the whole game and each one landed because hes him

This game sucks but it also has Koromaru which makes it the best game ever

I hate those fucking wall enemies

Did not expect to like it as much as I did. Was way more fun than I anticipated. Would be better if they didn't put all of their cards into the gameplay though.

My first Pikmin game. Red Pikmin my beloved.

Sometimes all you need is a game that lets you do cool shit and is raw asf

This is what the average Tuesday in Miami looks like

Best video game I've ever played

Objectively best game of all time

Altered my brain chemistry even before it came out