A rushed mess with tons of love poured into it's characters and world, but ends up feeling like a piece of concept art you can walk around in.

2017

Not as bad as people say, but definitely underwhelming

I wish I could appreciate this more but the controls hate me. One of the best Zelda's probably.

Don't let anyone ever tell you these games were always easy, they clearly have never looked a lvl 66 perfect IVs garchomp in the eye.

A lame, unfinished game that I unfortunately have massive amounts of nostalgia for. Love ya always, Kalos :3

I mean we've always wanted to play nine in the middle of new york city, right? I'm not alone there?

If this is your comfort game seek psychiatric help. Great stuff.

A game with okay combat and somehow the funniest, most charming dialogue I've ever seen in anything.

I mean I'm just glad cops in the real world don't have Stands, that's all I'm saying--

Cringe. But like, fun cringe. Also rocket boots are fun as fuck--they legit made two spin-off sequels to this about the guy with rocket boots

Funky Kong is in this one.

The strangest remake I've ever played. Why was this made? And why is it somehow still great despite not changing NES-era game design?

A great return-to-form that I really enjoyed digging into.