Fuck you Sony, for making that stupid ass remote control Vita game, instead of porting this masterpiece of absolute destruction.

Don't mess with us Patapon fans. We're like three in the whole world, and one of us has actually died of old age.

Pierce Brosnan's 2010 GOTY

Fun, little tower defender to kill some time. Blasting away tiny monsters with tower canons never gets old.

This game fucks

Oh, look. Another walking simulator, shallowly talking about depression through a lifeless, monotone character whose voice sounds like she's constantly on the verge of tears.

The sakura girl's design was kinda nice, tho.

This is just garbage.

That ending. 10/10.

I cri everytiem

Hammond, you idiot! You reversed into the sports lorry!!

As I said in my Soul Sacrifice review:

It was perfect. Perfect. Everything, down to the last minute details.

It was perfect. Perfect. Everything, down to the last minute details.

Mid af, but kinda fun.

I know it's not the best game of the trilogy, but man what a game it is! That final chapter is just chef's kiss !

If it wasn't for it's some times janky gunplay, I'd give it a 5/5. But still, it's a very good game nonetheless.

If I have to hear the phrase "crispy critters" one more time, I swear I'm gonna do unspeakable things to those ballerina twins. 7u7