totally unrealistic game. you can’t see the player’s balls through their pants anymore.

Cool game but I'm still waiting for Poirot games

You're like free pizza at an anime convention. She can smell you. And she wants to consume you

[Campaign Review] Written by people who thought they were funny. Not funny. Levels are giant, but not much to do in them, feels like they go on forever doing the same things. Pretty boring, but slightly better than something like Battlefield 5. I'll tell you what sucks, feeling like you're wearing the goddamn Iron Boots from Ocarina of Time for the whole game. Who actually wants character movement to feel this way? It's awful.

Big difficulty spike on the last level

It’s been 24 years and the turkey gobble sound is still my most haunting intrusive thought.