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Fuck junctions and the love story that is supposed to be a central aspect was bland and boring as hell. Also the overall plot was meh. I'm only giving it 2 stars out of respect for idea even if the execution was poor

The characters are the one that carried but plotwise it was standard JRPG and occasionally the greatest sin of all, boring

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I will die on this hill but I hate Edelgard like I understand her as a character and I support women's wrongs but she was the most annoying kind that arises from characters of her archetype. #LachesisDidItBetter

However, the Blue Lion storyline was strong enough and the gameplay was fun that it's still a solid 4 for me. Still mourning the Golden Deer potential

No. Please don't play this game

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Spent 70+ hours of my life on this game. Got to literally the last point you can save before the ending events when I realized I really didn't want to play it anymore. It's been over half a year since that realization, and I still feel no desire to spend another hour tops to say I finished it.

Also, Machias' character is the definition of wasted potential.

I still mourn the loss of an A-button attack that means anything. Also, the plot and railroading was the opposite of fun.

A buggy mess...but it's OUR buggy mess!

You can ship flowers! It's only nostalgia and the fact I got my hands on More Friends late that I prefer FoMT to this (though TBH I wouldn't have it any other way)

In terms of time limit Harvest Moons, I greatly prefer Innocent Life.

Really underrated HM entry, TBH. I kinda wish this got a remake...

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I WANTED this to be good so badly. I was able to deny how much I wasn't enjoying this game until they introduced the existence of the herbology professor (I think?), who just like the past 5-6 objects/persons in the fetch quest that was the main plot was introduced out of nowhere and was of no consequence as soon as the next fetch quest object/person was revealed.

There's nothing wrong with stories like this, at least in theory - but at least have the decency to make it not quite as obvious. Also, any sort of flavor text would have been nice...

Loved the original flash game Detective Grimoire, so I'm happy to boost the rating of this one :)

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My favorite "twisted" Alice in Wonderland, if only for the fact that Liddell is nothing like Alice. The first ending terrified me as a child. The second/"true" one made me cry.

2017

Best story/worldbuilding Supergiant's done so far, but the gameplay loop is so ass that minus one star

JoshNeku. That's it. That's the review.