Revolver Ocelot - Revolver Ocelot

this green biker dude is really cool
edit: NOOOOOOO

watched a playthrough of it, looked pretty rad B)

This review contains spoilers

When I was very young, I was a fan of the PHILIPS "Screwdriver" CD-I. My Favorite game was TETRIS CD-I, I once lost Nintendo Club Membership many years ago and since then I worship PHILIPS. I recall on a very dark day, the CD-YIES power was cut. Tetnis bloks bled hyper-realistic blood. When the CD-I came, I didn't realize that Tetris was a real boy. From the commercial, I forgot that the music was such a bop. Wario was standing ominously in the alleyways of Detroit. "What a game!" And in Detriot, there once was robotic jesus robocop who liked canada

final rating: 0.5/5
made me cry :'(

i finally beat minos prime today, 2022-09-04
i'm hyped for the future of this masterpiece

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

Memories were broken, the truth continues to go unspoken.

One of my current favorite games likely because of Stockholm Syndrome :')

Excellent game! If only the rhythm game aspect was more complex...

Visually impressive for it's time, very boring gameplay though.

I HAVEN'T FINISHED BEATING IT YET. BUT THE THIRD PART OF DECADE MODE IS REALLY FUCKING HARD TO BEAT RN